Carlos: Put Mexicans at the border and say, okay, you can live here, but you have to patrol the border, and for every guy you let in, the guy who let him in has to leave. It will be like "Hey!"
"Sorry, no more. You cannot come in, so go."
"But you are my cousin!"
"No, I look like your cousin, but I am not, so go. And tell my aunt I said hi."
"You are really not going to let me in?"
"No, that's right, I am not."
"Well I just want to tell you...your hair is very silky smooth."
"But my eyes are on fire!"