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    Firemaster_Axel

    [1]Sep 9, 2005
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    If you have something that makes you wanna say DEE DEE DEE, post it here, and also, make it something funny. i dont wanna sit here and listen to sad story dee dee dee's, for as mencia says, and i quote " if u aint laughin, u aint livin" please post

    DEE DEE DEE
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    Unbreakable2312

    [2]Sep 14, 2005
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    I found this story on the web a while ago.

    A young man tries to rob a convienience store. He pulls a gun on the women behind the counter and tells her to give him the money out of the cash register. She starts to comply with his demands, then stops and tells him,"I don't think your old enough to be robbing me". The robber is like,"What do you mean?" She tells him that he has to be 18 years old to rob the store. So, he shows her his I.D. She studied the photo and memorized his address. Then she gave him the money and let him leave. He was arrested later that night at his home.

    Guess where this robbery went Dee Dee Deeeee!
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    jason43224

    [3]Sep 15, 2005
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    lol
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    slavinator26

    [4]Sep 24, 2005
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    Ok i have 2 funny sotries.The first one was a man and his partner try to rob a convinience store. They pull out guns and tell everyone not to move or they will be shot. His partner moves to get the money and the Robber Shoots him. Also a high group from Al Qaida living in the u.s decided they were going to plan a terrorist attack and decided to send a note to the U.S.A giving them hints. But DEE DEE DEE they wrote their friggin return address on the envelope and were arrested later that night
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    lostorfound

    [5]Sep 24, 2005
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    Unbreakable2312 wrote:
    I found this story on the web a while ago.

    A young man tries to rob a convienience store. He pulls a gun on the women behind the counter and tells her to give him the money out of the cash register. She starts to comply with his demands, then stops and tells him,"I don't think your old enough to be robbing me". The robber is like,"What do you mean?" She tells him that he has to be 18 years old to rob the store. So, he shows her his I.D. She studied the photo and memorized his address. Then she gave him the money and let him leave. He was arrested later that night at his home.

    Guess where this robbery went Dee Dee Deeeee!


    i know what you are talking about. The guy wanted alchol though and thats when she asked for his I.D. .
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    DamienDemento16

    [6]Oct 5, 2005
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    i dont have a story i just want to say

    DEE DEE DEEEEEEEE
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    gakhandal

    [7]Oct 25, 2005
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    I made a YTMND Dee Dee Dee
    here lol
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    Burning_Axel

    [8]Nov 5, 2005
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    funny...
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    joker93

    [9]Nov 14, 2005
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    today my friend asked 'What's our math homework?' So i told her it was some page you know whatever,1-20 odd numbers.So she goes 'I don't understand.Does that mean we have to do numbers like 1,3,5,7,9,11,or the numbers that have odd numbers for answers?'
    I had to say Deedeedeeee
    then later in health we're talking about drugs and my friend asks me,'Does crack count as a drug?'
    Again I had to say it
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    the_311_saint

    [10]Nov 17, 2005
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    One of my friends, we'll call him "Chad", has said several particularly stupid things... let me tell ya.

    We're looking for a spot to park one time, so we can get out and head over to this concert. I'm driving by this place, and Chad points to the sign and says "This is for parking only". And I said, oh, bummer, I was gonna do donuts in it. Let's go find a place for donuts only!

    He also, likes to appear more intelligent than he is, which is not at all, by saying big words. I suppose he thinks it'll get my attention because I use big words alot. Anyway, we were discussing the different types of humor, and he told me "I like to think I have a self-defacating sense of humor." The word he was looking for was self-depracating. So I proceeded to ask him, "So then, you crap on yourself, and then laugh about it?".

    He truly is a dee dee dee. But blame it on his parents I guess. My other friend "Philip" is even worse, don't EVEN get me started on him...
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    etladounturk

    [11]Nov 18, 2005
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    [This message was deleted at the request of a moderator or administrator]
    Edited on 03/19/2006 7:59pm
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    jason43224

    [12]Nov 22, 2005
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    if you ask me i think carlos is a little dee dee dee
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    avatardanny13

    [13]Dec 8, 2005
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    People I need to say something about my school.K they don`t say dee dee they say dan dan or ding ding.How guy is that and they don`t even wacht the show.
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    GameGuy08

    [14]Dec 10, 2005
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    [This message was deleted at the request of a moderator or administrator]
    Edited on 07/31/2006 7:08pm
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    jason43224

    [15]Dec 20, 2005
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    im not a BIG fan of this show, but his dvd not for the easily offended is funny as hell
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    Breakflame

    [16]Jan 3, 2006
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    If you don't like the show, stay away from this forum. That goes for every forum on TV.com. There may not be a rule against it, but then you might start a flame war, which I do believe is against the rules.

    Also, here is Dee Dee Dee story.

    Awhile back, I was at my cousin's house and I was watching TV. I saw a commercial for all new South Park's on Wednseday and I went to my cousin and told him about it(We like South Park). When I told him it was coming on Wednesday, he looked at me(He was serious) and asked "What day is that in central time?"

    DEE DEE DEE
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    InvaderVAL

    [17]Feb 4, 2006
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     i suppsose you are though. -skippy

    Edited by Studog2961 to remove a moderated quote.

    Edited on 07/31/2006 7:09pm
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    sheerbeauty

    [18]Feb 19, 2006
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    DamienDemento16 wrote:
    i dont have a story i just want to say

    DEE DEE DEEEEEEEE


    A good link to have on hand! thx
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    aznNvazn75

    [19]Feb 19, 2006
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    Edited on 07/31/2006 7:10pm
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    domi_1120

    [20]Mar 14, 2006
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    I Agree anyone who doesn't think Carlos Mencia isn't funny and isn't right on topics, either don't listen, or are Dee Dee Dee's and I really think they are just Dee Dee Dee's that are afraid to laugh at what is real and truthful.

    So to all you Dee Dee Dee's out there learn how to take a joke and maybe if you learn that, it would mean you actually learned something and maybe stop being Dee Dee Dee's
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