Misfits Season 2 Episode 1

Shaun: Now, I know this is where I'm supposed to make a big speech about you paying your debt to society and making a difference. But seriously, we've all got things we'd rather be doing. Going to see your mates? A little recreational drug use? Making love to your beautiful Italian girlfriend, yeah? I'm talking about me. Now, let's just get through it and get out of here, all right?

Curtis: He's dead.
Kelly: I heard him. I think he was knocking one out.
Simon: That does sound like him.

Nathan: You should see the looks on your faces. Classic! Hey, guess what? I'm immortal! Can you believe this shit? I told you I had a power. Oh! Looks like they saved the best for last, huh? Immortality. That's off the A list.

Nathan: Man, that was a bad scene in there. I thought I was gonna starve to death.
Curtis: You're immortal, you can't starve to death.
Nathan: You're an expert, are you?

Nathan: So my mum opens the door and she's like, "Argh!" And I'm like, "I'm immortal!" And then she fainted. Face plants on the radiator. There's blood and teeth everywhere.
Kelly: Is she all right?
Nathan: Yeah, she is fine. She's fine. Apart from the whole face. Kinda put a downer on the whole thing.