Misfits

Nathan: Do my feelings for him offend you? I'm sorry. Because they're true. And pure... Well, they're true.

Nathan: (thinking) I never felt like this about anyone. He completes me. Kelly: Er, that's from Jerry Maguire. Nathan: Yeah, I know. I've watched it four times last night. It's like he's Tom and I'm Renee. Someone else is the ugly, speccy kid.

Nathan: Gay, straight, retarded. Why do we put labels on everything.

Nathan: We'll take things slowly. And when you're ready to develop the physical side of our relationship, you just let me know. No pressure. Simon: Thanks. Nathan: It's just so hard when you're so cute, and I'm so horny, and there's only a couple of thin layers of cotton separating our genitals.

Kelly: You can't make people gay just because they're dickheads.

Simon: I think the tattoos are controlling you. That tattoo guy must have done them. Kelly: Er, Vince wouldn't do that. He loves me. Simon: That's your tattoo talking. Nathan: Cute and clever. Simon: And that's yours.

Alisha: (to Curtis) Don't even think about using your power to fix this. I want to know what prick you can be.

Future Simon: It's gonna be alright. I should know. I'm from the future.

Nathan: Hey, man. Love hurts, ok? It chews you up and spits you out like a big ball of mucus.

Simon: Remove the tattoos, or I open the nuts!