Misfits Season 2 Episode 4

Alisha: He just got shot in the face and you're insulting him?
Nathan: He made an obscene gesture. I don't care if he's dead. There's no excuse for rudeness.

Nathan: He was never gonna fit in. What with all the caring about the environment and that. Better him than me.
Simon: You're immortal.
Nathan: Better him than one of you.

Nathan: It's a cruel, senseless waste. A young man taken from us in his prime, leaving us to pick up the pieces of our shattered lives, knowing that he's gone forever. So, maybe we should have the rest of the week off, you know, to cry and grieve and remember our dear friend... (pauses to try to remember Ollie's name)
Simon: Ollie.
Nathan: Ollie! Dear, beautiful Ollie.

Alisha: So, how are you gonna feel if we do nothing and then we read in the paper that he shot someone else?
Nathan: Hey, I don't read the papers.

Nathan: I think I speak for all of us when I say we're lazy and incompetent. We're practically handicapped. OK, leave it to the police. They get paid to get shot.

Nathan: I don't think cleaning your car was what they had in mind when they gave us community service.
Shaun: Well, I'm a member of the community and my car needs cleaning. And I don't give a shit.

Nathan: A bunch of young offenders develop superpowers, and not one of us thinks of using them to commit crimes? Shame on us.

Nathan: Our community service is nearly over. We need to look forward the future.
Simon: You think we should become criminals?
Nathan: No, we're already criminals. I'm talking about becoming successful criminals. You know, the ones who make money and don't get caught and have girlfriends with enormous breast implants.
Simon: I thought we'd use our powers to help people?
Nathan: Nah!