Kristoffer Polaha |
Tim O'Malley |
Judy Greer |
Becky Freeley |
Brooke Burns |
Lisa Germain |
Earl Billings |
Principal Huffy |
Chris Parnell |
Vice Principal Bruce Terry |
Ashton Kutcher |
Beaux |
Guest Star |
Jamie Lynn Spears |
Mandy Ferner |
Guest Star |
Angel Laketa Moore |
The Staffer |
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Bruce: As many of you know, Senora Henderson has been trying to get pregnant for some time now but her body has failed her yet again. So, she left the country to get herself a baby. Let's hope she picks a winner.
Principal Huffy: I will be conducting performance evaluations this week, so if I'm in your class don't be alarmed. I'm there because I'm judging you.
Becky: Underneath this sunny demeanor, there's a bulldog, especially when it comes to my students. And if I have to, I'll tear your face off and eat it raw... Obviously not you personally, but you know what I mean.
Tim: Sure. I love dogs.
Becky: (after being hit on by Beaux, the hot sub) Guys like Tim are worth fighting for. Guys like Beaux never give girls like me the time of day unless they want something like money. (intakes breath, lowers voice to a whisper) Or sex.
Bruce: Do you think O'Malley will cry when we fire him?
Principal Huffy: We're not firing anybody. If we decide to keep this guy, Tim can go back to teaching shop.
Bruce: Shop, yes. Thank God for the dumb kids.
Beaux: (trying to seduce Becky) I love this broach. Is that the Aztec symbol for spiritual metamorphosis?
Becky: It's a bug.
Beaux: Right...
Tim: Hey... nice work on Mandy Ferner. I thought she was going straight to 'Girls, Girls, Girls' by the airport.
Becky: I don't know what that is.
Tim: (feigning ignorance) Me neither.
Beaux: Where did you get this suit?
Bruce: Police auction.
Beaux: Finally, a man who knows the value of a dollar.
Bruce: For 65 bucks I got this suit, a VCR and 3 snow tires.
Theme Song: "Beautiful Possibility" by Lisa Parade
Featured Music:
"Funky Cold Medina" by Ton Loc
"Glory Of Love" by Peter Cetera
Ashton Kutcher
Executive Producer, Ashton Kutcher, also appears in this episode as the 'Hot Sub' substitute Spanish teacher, Beaux.
Travis Caldwell (Michael) is credited as a guest star in this episode. Although he appears in the episode - kissing Jamie Lynn Spears or nodding - he has no speaking lines.
Becky: You totally stole that from Good Will Hunting!
This is a reference to the 1997 Academy Award winning movie, Good Will Hunting, which was written by best friends, Ben Affleck and Matt Damon.
Beaux standing under Becky's window with a boombox raised up to her is an allusion to the famous "In Your Eyes" scene in the Cameron Crowe movie Say Anything, where John Cusack's character is woeing Ione Skye's.
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