NO, WE DON'T MEAN FRIDAYS
In recent history in particular, it feels like more and more timeslots have grown increasingly dangerous.
A LITTLE GOLD LADY HOLDING A BALL
Who were the big winners at this year's television prom? Breaking Bad? Game of Thrones? Some British show your mom watches?
BOTH MAD AND DISAPPOINTED
Did we expect anything different? No, so let's do what we do best and complain! Here's what went wrong with this year's nominations.
AND THE WINNERS MIGHT BE...
Another predictable round of nominations goes out to the usual suspects; all six Modern Family leads get called.
PLANE CRASH IN THE JUNGLE, PASSENGERS ALL GONE
ABC boots its high-concept dramas, axing a period piece, a found-footage horror series, and an old action hero.
Wow, has another week gone by already? So it has. And what a week it was.
We'll continue to update this story as more renewals and cancellations announced, so be sure to bookmark this page and check back often for updates.
THE WEEK IN REVIEW
On our list this week: The Game of Thrones theme as sung by cute kids, a hot streak in late-night, and New Girl's True American drinking game.
SEASON PASS OR FAIL
Find out what we're sticking with and what we're deleting from our DVRs, then tell us what YOU'RE still watching in the comments.
THURSDAY, MARCH 15
Plus: The Secret Circle and Up All Night
Ashley Judd plays a CIA operative-turned-soccer-mom who jaunts off to Europe to find her missing son.
Scandal and Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23 are also absent; Work It and Celebrity Wife Swap are in!
We've got the trailers for ABC's new shows, including Charlie's Angels, Last Man Standing, and Once Upon a Time.
EXTREME HOME IMPROVEMENT MAKEOVER
The Home Improvement star launches a new night of comedy; Sundays are for fairy tales, cougars, and stewardesses.