Mission Hill

The WB (ended 2000)


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Episode Guide


  • Season 1
    • Bye Bye Nerdy (or I Was A Teenage Pornstar)
      Kevin accidentally walks into the set of a porno movie being filmed in the building and unintentionally appears in the background of the finished film. Mr. and Mrs. French see him in it and take him back to Wyoming with them. But, Kevin finds out that he doesn’t fit in there anymore.moreless
    • Death of a Yaleman (or Premature Matriculation)
      Kevin gets a bad haircut, so he puts on a Babylon 5 hat to hide it leading Toby and George to think he has a deadly disease. Unbeknownst to Kevin, they get him into Yale as a last wish. Kevin soon goes along with it all! Meanwhile Andy and Jim are trying to adjust the new SUV fad.moreless
    • Pretty in Pink (or Crap Gets In Your Eyes)
      Andy breaks up with Gwen and dates Jim's assistant Stacey. This causes Gwen to get jealous and, soon, Andy starts to have some regrets of his own…
    • To Grandmother's House we go (or Freaky Weekend in the Crappy Crudwagon)
      On Memorial Day weekend, Andy, Posey, Kevin and Jim decide to take a road trip, but they cannot agree where to go. Meanwhile, Wally, Gus, Natalie, Carlos, and the baby attempt to take care of Stogie.
    • Meditations on a Career in Advertising (or Supertool)
      Andy and Jim work on an ad for “Chef-a-Rooni” and Jim takes credit for Andy's idea. Meanwhile Kevin, George, and Toby fix up a port-a-potty because Griffo, C-dog, and Phat-ass have taken over the school's boy's bathroom.
    • Plan 9 from Mission Hill (or I Married a Gay Man from Outer Space)
      Kevin becomes an old movie buff and soon discovers that before Gus and Wally were a couple, Gus directed Wally in a low budget science fiction film - which haunts Wally to this day. However, Kevin is oblivious to that fact, and starts promoting what might be the worst film ever.moreless
    • Happy Birthday, Kevin (or Happy Birthday, Douchebag)
      When Kevin is down in the dumps, Andy plans a big birthday party for him. Kevin, unfortunately isn't very grateful and decides to head home... Meanwhile, Carlos and Natalie get a new pet - a boa constrictor! This snake soon begins to cause tons of problems for their friends and their baby!moreless
    • Stories of Hope and Forgiveness (or Day of the Jackass)
      A teen starlet, Becca Michelle Butterfield, invites Andy to the Grammys. Meanwhile, Toby is "chased" by a rabid dog. Elsewhere, Posey decides to go on a spiritual journey to find true enlightenment - nirvana. However, as all of this goes on, the world enters a huge crisis, and Andy is oblivious to the entire thing!moreless
    • Kevin Finds Love (or Hot for Weirdie)
      Kevin asks out the weirdest girl in his school - Eunice Eulmeyer. The only reason why he does this is because she's the daughter of a well-known scientist and he thinks the he could write him a good letter of recommendation for college. But, after he does, Dr. Eulmeyer dies and things start to fall apart... Meanwhile, Andy and company get refused entry into a new nightclub in town because they're not "cool" enough. Andy, not being the type to just let it go, starts up his own bogus nightclub with his friends. The twist, he refuses to let anyone in but his friends, making it the hottest nightclub in town.moreless
    • Andy vs. The Real World (or The Big-Ass Viacom Lawsuit)
      Andy signs up for The Real World after being asked to to play the "troublemaker" character, and plans to show Mission Hill what a crock the show is. His opinion of the show soon changes, however, when he finds himself under MTV's spell!
    • Andy Joins the PTA (or Great Sexpectations)
      After Andy is pressured to go to Kevin's parent/teacher conferences, he is also pressured by Toby's mother to join the PTA. During this whole ordeal, Andy has the hots for Kevin's teacher. Now, he must try to impress her by showing what a good role model he is to Kevin, that is if he can get Kevin away from the computer to go to the school dance!moreless
    • Unemployment (or Theory of the Leisure Ass) (2)
      It's been 8 weeks, and Andy still hasn't found a job (!) - not that he's exactly looking for one. After learning about Jim's job, he becomes motivated to find a job... if he has what it takes to get hired.
    • Unemployment (or Brother's Big Boner) (1)
      Ron's shady dealings with the I.R.S. force the closing of the waterbed store. Afterwards, when Andy is unable to hold down a new job, Kevin goes to Ron in hopes of getting unemployment benefits for his brother. What he gets instead, is a race car!
    • Andy Gets a Promotion (or How to Get Head in Business Without Really Trying)
      Unable to handle rejection, Andy accepts Ron's offer to be assistant manager. Meanwhile, Stogie begins eating the living room couch, and no one knows why... that is until Kevin points out two key things.
    • Kevin vs. the SAT (or Nocturnal Admissions)
      After learning that a 1500 on the SATs isn't good enough anymore, Kevin, Toby and George seek to cheat on their SATs. But, will Kevin spend too much time obsessing over the impossible? Meanwhile, Posey goes into business as a masseuse, but her poorly-worded ad doesn't land her the kind of customers she was hoping for!moreless
    • Andy and Kevin Make a Friend (or One Bang for Two Brothers)
      Andy and Kevin battle it out for the affection of George Bang's sister. Meanwhile, Gus gets a knife stuck in his head and refuses to have it removed (against Wally's complaints about it).
    • Kevin's Problem (or Porno for Pyro)
      Kevin is racked with guilt after he accidentally burns the local market while "touching himself" in its bathroom! To make matters worse, his classmates (Griffo, and C.dog) who were robbing the store at the time get blamed for the entire thing. Will Kevin confess everything or allow his classmates to take all the blame?

      Meanwhile, Jim inadvertently becomes a trend setter when he returns from Japan wearing Kerai-Pantsu (Spicy pants).moreless
    • Pilot Episode (or The Douchebag Aspect)
      Andy's parents stick his nerdy, little brother Kevin on him. Kevin, who is the total opposite of Andy, poses quite the threat to Andy's slacker lifestyle. Meanwhile, Kevin is having problems of his own, as he is torn between his desire to rat on Andy and his desire to cease being a nerd!moreless