Mission Hill

Season 1 Episode 12

Happy Birthday, Kevin (or Happy Birthday, Douchebag)

Aired Unknown Aug 04, 2002 on The WB



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Andy: What is the one thing you wanted to do that you couldn't do while mom and dad were here besides masturbating because i already know your a pro at that
      Kevin: Well there is one thing (yelling) BITE ME MOTHER

    • Announcer: It's The Blues Brothers 2000. featuring Justin Belushi and Timothy Aykroyd Williams. Kevin: Those aren't the real Blues Brothers. Andy: Yeah, sorry. Dan Aykroyd sends his regrets and John Belushi's been dead of fifteen years.

    • Andy: Hey there birthday boy! Look I got you a widdle cake, crappy birthday.
      (Kevin sighs)
      Andy: And look a present! Whats a birthday without a present! huh Kevin?
      Kevin: (disappointed) TV word find.
      Andy: No, Super TV word find see, hours of fun!

    • Andy: What's the matter with you? You're not being snotty, you're not threatening to call mom...nothing.
      Kevin: I'm sorry.
      Andy: You know, you take a lot of fun out of torturing you when you don't react properly.

    • Andy: (arguing about Kevin's birthday with his parents) I'm not gonna march around like an idiot and fire chocolate-covered presents at his ass!

  • Notes

  • Allusions