Mission Hill Season 1 Episode 10

(Eunice produces the much sought-after reccomendation and Kevin is overjoyed and tries to kiss her, but she rejects him much to his dismay)
Eunice: Come on chimpie, you got what you wanted, quit complaining.
Kevin: No! I mean, yes, I wanted the letter, but that was before I realized how brilliant and adventurous and wonderful you are! Andy was right all along - you are perfect for me! I don't want the letter anymore, Eunice, I want you!
Eunice: Well, people in hell want ice water. Have tons of fun with your letter.

(Kevin and Andy are heading to Eunice Eulmeyer's house to have dinner with her parents)
Kevin: Thanks for coming to this dinner with me. Dr. E wanted to meet my family, and I need to make a good impression.
Andy: Hey, I'm just happy you met your true love. Plus, I wouldn't miss the chance to see Weirdie in her natural habitat.

(Andy, Posey and Jim are turned away from the new club in Mission Hill)
Andy: Damn poseurs, come to our neighborhood and tell us we're not cool enough to get into their club? Screw them!
Posey: Don't feel bad, Andy. We could start our own club and call it the Cool Club and let in everyone who wan't cool enough for the other club!
Jim: Or, we could just open a club and not let anyone in at all!
Andy: You're mean, man, that's why I like you!
(Posey pokes Andy in the eye)
Andy: Owww!!
Posey: I can be mean too!

Andy French: The baby can come in... but you can't.
Natalie Leibowitz-Hernandez: My baby!
Guy: That must have been one cool baby.