Mission Hill

Season 1 Episode 4

Kevin vs. the SAT (or Nocturnal Admissions)

Aired Unknown Jul 02, 2000 on The WB
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Kevin vs. the SAT (or Nocturnal Admissions)
After learning that a 1500 on the SATs isn't good enough anymore, Kevin, Toby and George seek to cheat on their SATs. But, will Kevin spend too much time obsessing over the impossible? Meanwhile, Posey goes into business as a masseuse, but her poorly-worded ad doesn't land her the kind of customers she was hoping for!moreless

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    Bill Oakley

    Bill Oakley

    George Bang

    Brian Posehn

    Brian Posehn

    Jim Kuback

    Herbert Siguenza

    Herbert Siguenza

    Carlos Hernandez-Leibowitz

    Jane Wiedlin

    Jane Wiedlin


    Josh Weinstein

    Josh Weinstein

    Toby Mundorf

    Lisa Arch

    Lisa Arch

    Stacy / Miss Colleen Peck / Chola Girl / Tina

    Trivia, Notes, Quotes and Allusions


    • TRIVIA (0)

    • QUOTES (10)

      • Posey : (To the pimp) Get out of my home, you cartoonish villain.

      • Kevin : No one leaves this till we cracked the code.
        Toby : Can I least go to the bathroom?
        Kevin : Sure, if you want to go to Arizona State or Pamona.
        Toby : I'll just pee in a bottle.

      • Gus : (While rubbing Andy's rear) Last time I felt an ass like this, Eisenhower was president.
        Andy : AAH! Holy crap! (Runs off)
        Wally : He's joshing you, Andy. He says the same thing about my ass.

      • Kevin : Like I'm going to Borchmore.
        Andy: Hey, we were Playboy's number six party school. And we had more fraternity drinking deaths than all of your ivy league schools put together.
        Jim: And that doesn't include haseing deaths.

      • George: Your motherboard is pretty old.
        Kevin: Don't you be talking about my motherboard.

      • Andy: (mocking the pimp) Look at me, I'm Pimpy McPimpinhire!

      • Pencil: Every year another sucker comes knocking. Mister i want to crack the code. It is impossible I tell you. Impenetrable. God will not be mocked!
        Kevin: I got as high as double 650s.
        Pencil: Hey, you mocked god.

      • Andy: Yeah, keep banging. That'll make me come faster.

      • Posey: Andy, can you tell me how this ad is misleading. "Let Posey's soft hands give you healing relief."
        Andy: That says, "release."
        Posey: Oh my.

      • Andy: No way! You're a pimp, right? A good, old-fashioned bell-bottom and platform shoe pimp. Didn't I see you in Baretta?

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    • ALLUSIONS (2)

      • Andy:Didn't I see you in Baretta?
        Baretta was a detective television series which ran on ABC from 1975 to 1978.

      • The "ooga chaka, ooga chaka" part of the Borchmore Cavemen chant which Andy and Jim demonstrate comes from the remake of the B.J. Thomas song Hooked On A Feeling by the mid-1970's rock group Blue Swede. Blue Swede's version added the cavemen-like chant for the hook.