Mission Hill

Season 1 Episode 2

Kevin's Problem (or Porno for Pyro)

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Aired Unknown Oct 08, 1999 on The WB

Episode Recap

In the apartment Kevin is in his room repeating "Bling Blong". Andy, drawing a cartoon is interrupted, as is Posey, while meditating. Andy explains that he has done it since he was a kid to drown out distraction and that you can't stop him. They than try to distract him but he continues until he asks what they wanted and they reply, "nothing".

Andy is asleep on the couch and Stogie is licking drops from his beer bottle. Jim walks in saying he's back from Japan. Posey says she did not even realize that he was gone and points to his room where music is blasting. He turns it off and apologizes. Andy wakes up and asks Jim how the computer convention was. He says he forgot to go and just spent the whole time absorbing the insane culture of Japan. He then pulls out a cigarette that plays music when puffed. He gets his suitcase and gives Posey a can of Fun Fun Umbrella Juice and an Anus Bar. He gives Andy a pair of "Spicy Pants", but he asks if he can just have the Anus Bar.

Kevin is in is room on the computer and Andy walks in. Kevin tells him he is writing a paper on ocean ecosystems. Andy says he has an article on it in a magazine. He gives Kevin Oogle Magazine, which has a section on topless scuba diving. Kevin says that Mom told him never to look at stuff like that.

Later, George calls Kevin to help at his dad's mini mart. When he gets there George leaves. Wally comes in to buy condoms but doesn't because he's too embarrassed. He walks out and Gus and Wally start to fight. Gus walks in and asks for two condoms for his gay lover.

Griffo and C-Dog walk in and asks where the comic books are. Kevin tells them that they can't just look at them, they have to buy them. They ignore him and walk to the comics. Kevin then bends down to pick up an Oogle magazine and the wind blows a page open revealing the top of a naked girl.

At the bowling alley, Jim is wearing hot pants and Andy asks what he is doing. Jim replies bowling. Jim says he'll were them until they go into

At the mini mart, the wind blows the other page of the magazine showing the whole girl and Kevin smiles. He locks the door and goes to the restroom.

Griffo and C-Dog, who are still reading comic books, here the door slam. They think that Kevin went home and start to rob the place. When they're finished, C-Dog goes to the bathroom and sees Kevin. He runs away, but accidentally knocks over a liquor cabinet blocking the door. They break the glass of the door and an alarm goes off so they run away.

Kevin tries to open the door but cannot since it is blocked. He hears police sirens and rips up the magazine. He then attempts to flush it down the toilet. That doesn't work, so he tries to burn it but he ends up catching the toilet paper on fire, which catches a puddle of liquor on fire.

Kevin is then in a multi colored forest and a girl tells him to look into the light.

He wakes up in a hospital with Andy. Kevin sees his hand in a bandage and asks if it is punishment for mas-ive damage to the store. Andy tells him it's not his fault and that they called an arson investigator.

At the police station the arson investigator explains to Kevin that the suspects robbed the place and set it on fire so there would be no evidence.

At Gus's diner, Andy is being nice to Kevin and says he doesn't know why. Andy complains about Jim's hot pants and asks Gus if Jim looks gay. Gus says no self-respecting gay would be caught dead in them.

Kevin walks past the mini market and Toby and George walk out. George says they caught the people who robbed the store.

At school the Principal welcomes back Kevin and congratulates him. He is then made student of the month. Kevin stops by the office to get his student of the month bumper sticker where there is a party going on celebrating the explosion of Griffo and C-Dog. The Principal says they say they had nothing to do with the fire. A teacher mentions that they'll be gone for 25 years for attempted murder.

On TV, Beck is wearing hot pants so Andy throws away all his Beck CDs. Kevin tells Andy what happened and Andy gets mad at him. In the morning Andy is still mad at Kevin and Kevin says tomorrow he has to testify. Andy then pretends to call their parents.

The next day, Andy walks into a coffee shop and people make fun of his jeans as they are all wearing hot pants.

Meanwhile, Kevin tells the school counsel what happened and the counselor says that he should testify against him and threatens to lie to Yale as a reference.

At court, Kevin says that Griffo and C-Dog started the fire. Kevin then tells the truth and everybody makes fun of him. Andy makes a speech, while wearing hot pants, and persuades the Judge to let everybody off.

In the end, Jim chooses to not wearing his hot pants anymore because everyone else is.
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