Addison: You know our wives are involved in this ridiculous theatrical project?
Wilbur: What about it?
Addison: This year is going to be a variety show, and the husbands are going to be asked to perform. Now, when Carol asks you, please say no. Then Kay won't have any arguments to use against me.
Wilbur: I don't know, Rog. I find it very hard to say no to Carol.
Addison: Why? I say no to my wife all the time.
Wilbur: All right, bring your wife over and I'll say no to her.
Addison: (Visiting Wilbur after the show) Wilbur, I must admit you were the hit of the evening.
Wilbur: Oh, well, I wouldn't say that, Rog.
Addison: Neither would I - I thought you were pretty bad.