Ed: (after overhearing Carol and Kay tearing Selma apart on the phone) Why can't people love each other, Wilbur? You know they've got a Be Kind to Animals Week? They should have a Be Kind to Humans Week.
Wilbur: Ed, that's a beautiful thought!
Ed: This would be a better world if we took an enemy and made a friend out of him.
Wilbur: Take an enemy and make a friend - that's what I like about you, Ed - you're a thinking horse!
Ed: And I don't even smoke!