What happens in Vegas!
Your summer just got a whole lot busier... well, okay, probably not.
Warm weather and plenty of trashy reality TV series are on the horizon, folks!
Plus: The Walking Dead borrows from The Wire (again), a new Star Wars trailer, and SpikeTV orders a drama about King Tut.
This has to be one of the most ridiculous seasons of network television ever.
ABC's new primetime soap isn't remotely good, nor is it especially bad. It's just exceptionally dull, and would be completely lifeless if not for a few decent performances.