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scenes we'd like to see: round 2

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    exterminator25

    [1]Nov 4, 2008
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    the next topic is: unlikely lines from the bible

    "There's no room at the inn, but i can offer you my condo for 14 loves of bread"

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    happy-days-4-sr

    [2]Nov 4, 2008
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    and then he STAYED dead.
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    exterminator25

    [3]Nov 4, 2008
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    After wandering in the horrible wasteland for 40 days and 40 nights, Jesus finally decided to ask for directions out of dundee.
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    happy-days-4-sr

    [4]Nov 7, 2008
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    an iPod for an iPod...
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    bendylegsnick

    [5]Nov 7, 2008
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    And God said: 'Let there be mock the week!'
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    happy-days-4-sr

    [6]Nov 8, 2008
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    and then on the seventh day god sat on his a*se and did nothing, the lazy sod!
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    exterminator25

    [7]Nov 8, 2008
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    the next topic is, tv shows that never made it to air

    "now, its the schizophrenic show, who do you think you are?
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    happy-days-4-sr

    [8]Nov 8, 2008
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    hi i'm john prescott and this is 'you are what you eat'. I found out I'm a 30-tonne walrus i had for supper last tuesday.
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    happy-days-4-sr

    [9]Nov 8, 2008
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    the peter mandelson show. you never know, it could happen...
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    exterminator25

    [10]Nov 9, 2008
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    from the creators of how i met your mother comes a huge comedy starring prince harry, how i met your father
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    pratay1

    [11]Nov 10, 2008
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    welcome to Mock the week after hours, with me, jade goody

    lol
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    exterminator25

    [12]Dec 2, 2008
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    It's the minipops comeback concert with your host, gary glitter.
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    exterminator25

    [13]Feb 19, 2009
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    The next topic is: Unlikely things to hear a sports person say
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    happy-days-4-sr

    [14]Feb 26, 2009
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    oh yeah, i went to mcdonalds yesterday...
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    exterminator25

    [15]Feb 27, 2009
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    and england wins the cup
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    pratay1

    [16]Mar 30, 2009
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    Oh what a miss! That reminds me Jeff, I bought this Jade Goody tribute calander yesterday, but it only goes up to March...
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    exterminator25

    [17]Apr 8, 2009
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    pratay1 wrote:
    Oh what a miss! That reminds me Jeff, I bought this Jade Goody tribute calander yesterday, but it only goes up to March...

    *a little late as she's already dead, but nevermind*

    Welcome to the paralympics, or as it's better known, real life Robot Wars
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    pratay1

    [18]May 3, 2009
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    exterminator25 wrote:
    pratay1 wrote:
    Oh what a miss! That reminds me Jeff, I bought this Jade Goody tribute calander yesterday, but it only goes up to March...

    *a little late as she's already dead, but nevermind*

    That was the joke, cus she died in March so thats why it goes up to March...
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    exterminator25

    [19]May 7, 2009
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    lets continue with the topic please:

    "And in this formula one race, we are all wondering which boss has entered in, what he is calling, Das Mein Bootun-Hang
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    NUMB3RSno1freak

    [20]Jul 31, 2009
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    "And Ronaldo, or as I like to call him Hottie, just scored his second goal of the match!"

    ...

    "Ride it! Ride it faster! Harder! RIDE THAT HORSE!!!"

    Edited on 07/31/2009 10:25am
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