Mitchell: (In the car with Cameron) Wait, wait, wait, w-what are you doing?
Cameron: Uh, we're just going to buy some diapers. It'll just take a second.
Mitchell: This is Costco.
Cameron: Yeah, which is where we buy diapers.
Mitchell: Since when?
Cameron: Do you remember when we adopted that baby, a few months back? Since then.
(Mitchell and Cameron at home with their one-on-one with the camera)
Cameron: Mitchell is a snob.
Mitchell: No, n-no, I'm discerning.
Cameron: Official slogan for snobs. When we first met he wouldn't even look at me because I was a hick from the farm in Missouri and he's a big city mouse.
Mitchell: Who says city mouse?
Cameron: Country mice.