Modern Family

Season 1 Episode 3

Come Fly with Me

Aired Wednesday 9:00 PM Oct 07, 2009 on ABC



  • Quotes

    • Alex: (About her clothes) Okay, mom, what about this?
      Claire: No, you're wearing a dress.
      Alex: Mom, come on!
      Claire: What? It's going to kill you to look like a girl for one afternoon?
      Alex: But it's a wedding for some friend of yours I've never even heard of.
      Claire: It's nonnegotiable. You can borrow a dress of Haley's again.
      Alex: No, that sends an ugly message…that I'm Haley. You know, instead of trying to force me to wear a dress, why don't you worry about getting Luke to wear some pants?
      Claire: What? (Sees Luke without his pants) Why does he do this? (To Luke) Luke! Pants! Come on!