Jay: Gloria, stop it. Stop it. No more singing.
Jay: Because you stink. You're a terrible singer... (changes subject) Come on, let's get some lunch.
Gloria: How dare, do you tell me that I am a --
Jay: Ah, no fighting in front of the baby, we just made a deal!
Gloria: That's not fair, because I am always in front of the baby!
Cameron: I see home plate up here. I see pitcher's mound here. And I see little boys' dreams coming true everywhere.
Luke: I found a dead snake.
Claire: It's perfect.
Luke: Not dead! Not dead!
Claire: I'm going to win Mom of the Year.
Ariel Winter (Alex) does not appear in this episode.
Original International Air Dates:
Canada: December 12, 2012 on Citytv
United Kingdom: December 14, 2012 on Sky1/Sky1 HD
Czech Republic: March 5, 2013 on HBO Comedy
Sweden: May 24, 2013 on TV4