Modern Family

Season 1 Episode 7

En Garde

Aired Wednesday 9:00 PM Nov 04, 2009 on ABC



  • Quotes

    • Cameron: Any monkey can shoot a home movie. I pride myself on shooting home films.
      Mitchell: Yeah, but Cameron, you always just take things a little too far.
      Cameron: No, I don't.
      Mitchell: Okay, your nephew's first birthday.
      Cameron: That's not fair.
      Mitchell: You brought a wind machine.
      Cameron: To be fair, my vision was--
      Mitchell: Cameron, you brought a wind machine.
      Cameron: Who puts wheels on cribs?