Modern Family

Wednesday 9:00 PM on ABC Premiered Sep 23, 2009 In Season


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Episode Guide

    • The Old Man & the Tree
      Season 5 - Episode 10
      Jay takes Manny out to cut down their own Christmas tree, but things get a little out of hand. Gloria is on edge with her mom in town, not aided in the least by her immediate close-knit bond with Claire. Cam takes Lily to a charity event where they experience the true meaning of Christmas; Haley and Alex get jobs as Elf and Mrs. Claus at the mall, but run into trouble when Santa takes a break on the job. Phil attempts to meet his goal of traveling the length of home to Canada on a stairmaster, while Luke does everything he can to keep his dad out of the basement.moreless
    • Yes-Woman
      Season 10 - Episode 19
      In an effort to be less negative, Claire is rebranding herself as the girl who says "yes" and inadvertently approves of Luke's new relationship with someone from his work. Meanwhile, Phil tries to surprise Alex at school right before she receives an award she didn't tell him about.
    • The Wild
      Season 10 - Episode 17
      Mitch, Cam and Phil crash Jay's annual hiking trip to find an elusive bald eagle after Gloria asks them to keep an eye on him. Meanwhile, Gloria, Alex, Claire and Haley get together to plan her baby shower.
    • Can't Elope
      Season 10 - Episode 20
      Haley and Dylan's plan to quietly elope before the babies are born doesn't go smoothly. Meanwhile, Jay continues to try and get his new business off the ground by courting an Instagram celebrity.
    • Stand By Your Man
      Season 10 - Episode 18
      Haley and Dylan's plan to quietly elope before the babies are born doesn't go smoothly. Meanwhile, Jay continues to try and get his new business off the ground by courting an Instagram celebrity.
    • Unplugged
      Season 2 - Episode 5
      In an attempt to reconnect the family, Phil and Claire challenge them to see who can abstain from using their electronic devices the longest. Meanwhile, Mitchell and Cameron attempt to get Lily into the best pre-school, and Gloria deals with the neighbor's barking dog.
    • Halloween
      Season 2 - Episode 6
      Claire, in her love for Halloween, makes the house look spooky for the trick or treaters. She wants to give each family member a role to play, but many problems come up to prevent it. Cameron hates Halloween because of a traumatic childhood experience, Mitchell had a bad day at work, and Gloria is acting weird because Jay and Manny teased her accent.moreless
    • Commencement
      Season 10 - Episode 21
    • A Year of Birthdays
      Season 10 - Episode 22
      The Season 10 finale. The impending birth of Haley and Dylan's twins spurs a look back at how everyone celebrated their birthdays this past year.
    • A Fair to Remember
      Season 5 - Episode 7
      At the annual school fair, Phil plans to sing for Claire as a 20th anniversary surprise, but unbeknownst to Phil, Claire has a surprise of her own. Alex attempts to bond with a girl whom Luke has a crush on. Gloria sabotages Manny in an attempt to have him fit in with the other kids. Jay's put on fair cop duty, but things get a little out of hand with his partner (Jordan Peele). Mitchell tries to deter Cam away from his focus on the football team's recent losing streak, and Haley's first encounter with Andy (Adam DeVine) is less than pleasurable.moreless
    • The Bicycle Thief
      Season 1 - Episode 2
      As Phil helps his son in showing Claire that he can be trusted with a brand new bike, Phil turns out to be the irresponsible one when he notices a hot neighbor. Meanwhile, Mitchell and Cameron bring Lily to their Mommy & Me class while Manny and Jay uncomfortably spend some father and son time together.moreless
    • Chirp
      Season 2 - Episode 7
      Claire and Haley are both stuck home sick, and begin to bond. Phil deals with a chirping smoke detector, Gloria and Manny surprise Jay at work, and Cameron takes Lily to shoot a commercial behind Mitchell's back.
    • Not in My House
      Season 1 - Episode 12
      Claire finds a dirty picture on the computer and assumes it was Luke's, and Phil, who was guilty, doesn't correct her. Meanwhile, Jay and Gloria argue about Jay's beloved life-sized dog butler statue. Elsewhere, Mitchell is annoyed by Cameron when he becomes more interested in the gardener's troubles than his own.moreless
    • A Moving Day
      Season 10 - Episode 10
    • We Need to Talk About Lily
      Season 10 - Episode 14
    • What's Next?
      Season 10 - Episode 13
    • Come Fly with Me
      Season 1 - Episode 3
      Phil pushes Jay to go out with him and fly his new model plane. While Manny takes time out to play with Luke, Gloria accompanies Alex in shopping for a dress. Mitchell and Cameron goes shopping at Costco, but Mitchell feels that he is too good to shop there. Later on, Manny ends up having a heart-to-heart talk with his sister Claire.moreless
    • ClosetCon '13
      Season 5 - Episode 8

      Claire accompanies Jay on a business trip, but finds out he may be hiding a big secret. Cam takes Mitchell and Lily to visit his family's farm, but they run into trouble with his conservative grandmother. Phil, Luke and Manny accidentally break Jay's rare Apollo 13 model, and attempt to rebuild it. Haley and Alex compete for a guy's attention.

    • First Days
      Season 5 - Episode 2
      Luke and Manny begin high school, which upsets Phil and Gloria. Cam subs in Alex's history class, but his lack of history knowledge upsets his niece. Claire starts trouble of her own during her first day working for Jay. Mitch has a big meeting with his boss, but his boss seems more interested in Haley.moreless
    • Truth Be Told
      Season 1 - Episode 17
      Phil reconnects with an old high school girlfriend through Facebook and invites her over to the house, but things don't go as well as expected. Jay will stop at nothing to cover up his tracks when he accidentally kills Manny's pet turtle, and Mitchell, who feels extremely overworked, finally confronts his boss.moreless
    • Under Pressure
      Season 5 - Episode 12
      At the school open house, Cameron attempts to impress the parents with an out-of-the-ordinary surprise. Gloria and a parent (Jane Krakowski) flirt with a teacher to get their respective sons a notable trip abroad, and Jay teaches Phil to take a ride on the wild side, while Claire struggles in Alex's classes. Alex attends a therapy session and thanks to a probing therapist (John Benjamin Hickey) discovers something about herself. Haley and Lily help Mitchell take a stand against an environmentally friendly neighbor (Jesse Eisenberg). Luke and Manny date twins.moreless
    • Little Bo Bleep
      Season 3 - Episode 13
      The Dunphys coach Claire for her next debate and when it happens, things getting a little out of hand. Meanwhile, Gloria is mad that Jay coddles Stella over her, and while rehearsing for a wedding, Lily blurts out a new word that puts Cam and Mitchell on edge.
    • Caught in the Act
      Season 2 - Episode 13
      It's Phil and Claire's anniversary, and when the kids go to surprise them with breakfast in bed, they get a surprise of their own. Jay and Gloria's plans for a Vegas vacation are ruined because of a brutally honest email accidentally sent to Claire, and Mitchell and Cam try to get into a new restaurant owned by a mom at Lily's preschool.moreless
    • Lifetime Supply
      Season 3 - Episode 11
      Phil awaits his impending doom after his doctor's appointment coincides with the end of his lifetime supply of razor blades, while Jay and Javier (Benjamin Bratt) butt heads at the racetrack with Manny. Additionally, Gloria tutors Haley in Spanish, Walt (Philip Baker Hall) plays video games with Luke, and after Mitchell receives an award from his company, he and Cam engage in a trophy war.moreless
    • Egg Drop
      Season 3 - Episode 12
      Luke and Manny's egg-capsule project triggers Claire and Jay's competitive instincts. Phil ropes Haley and Gloria into providing audience support during his work presentation, but they ditch him for mani-pedis. Elsewhere, Mitch and Cam go to great lengths to impress a potential birth mother.
    • Dance Dance Revelation
      Season 2 - Episode 10
      A School dance is coming up and it will be a first for Luke and Manny. But, Jay and Phil think this is a big deal and it turns into an eventful day at the mall. Claire tells Gloria she doesn't need her help with planning the dance with the parents' dance committee. Cam and Mitchell are surprised when Lily doesn't seem to be making friends on the playground.moreless
    • The Incident
      Season 1 - Episode 4
      Dede, Claire and Mitchell's mother, stops in for a surprise visit and wants to try to make up with everyone that she offended during "the incident" that she caused at Jay and Gloria's wedding. No one is eager to see her, but everything comes into play when the whole family meets at Claire's house for dinner.moreless
    • And One to Grow On
      Season 5 - Episode 11

      Phil lands in jail after a ruse to get Luke to sign up for a dance class backfires while planning birthday parties for their two sons, Jay & Gloria worry Manny has unrealistic expectations when it comes to girls. Mitch and Cam get in a heated debate in the midst of booking a wedding venue. Haley lets secrets spill during a driving lesson with Alex.

    • Me? Jealous?
      Season 3 - Episode 14
      Claire believes that Phil's business partner is inappropriate, but Phil, always being very trusting, cannot be convinced. Meanwhile, Mitchell and Cam stay with Jay and Gloria while their house is being fumigated.
    • SuperShowerBabyBow
      Season 10 - Episode 15
      Jay hosts a Super Bowl party, while Claire hosts a baby shower for Haley—both at Jay's house.
    • Leap Day
      Season 3 - Episode 17
      Mitchell tries to make Cam's birthday real special, Jay's manliness becomes questionable, and the girls mess up Phil's leap day plans.
    • Aunt Mommy
      Season 3 - Episode 15
      Claire and Phil plan a celebratory dinner after selling a house to Mitchell and Cam's friends, and having too much to drink leads Claire to offer something rather generous. Gloria and Jay have a spat after she accuses him of telling Manny what to do.
    • Pilot
      Season 1 - Episode 1
      Jay has just recently married his younger, Colombian wife, Gloria, but he's having trouble keeping up with her and her son Manny. Claire is having trouble with her own family, especially with her husband Phil, who thinks he can be hip with his three kids. Also, Mitchell and his partner Cameron adopt a Vietnamese baby, Lily.moreless
    • Blasts from the Past
      Season 10 - Episode 11
    • En Garde
      Season 1 - Episode 7
      Manny becomes interested in fencing and the whole family comes out to cheer him on. However, with Jay being so interested in Manny's success at fencing, Mitchell's old childhood wound is triggered. Meanwhile, Phil tries to see if Luke has any hidden talents of his own.
    • Red Alert
      Season 10 - Episode 16
      Lily has reached a womanly milestone that Cam and Mitch are not prepared for, so they call in reinforcements.
    • Regrets Only
      Season 2 - Episode 16
      After Phil and Claire have a huge argument, which Phil knows nothing about, Gloria counsels Phil and Jay deals with Claire. Meanwhile, Cameron is working diligently on a fundraiser and enlists the help of Mitchell and Luke, and Jay buys Gloria a karaoke machine.
    • Arrested
      Season 4 - Episode 7
      After Haley is arrested for assaulting a police officer, Phil and Claire drive up to bail her out, with eager lawyer Mitchell tagging along. Cam takes Lily and watches over Alex and Luke, but things get a little out of hand, and Jay must face the music regarding Gloria's pregnancy during a surprise visit from ex-wife Dede.moreless
    • Suddenly Last Summer
      Season 5 - Episode 1

      After Proposition 8 is overturned, Cam and Mitch enlist certain family members to help them with their own separate, special proposal. Gloria fears separation anxiety when Manny is off to Columbia for the summer. Phil and Claire attempt to align the three kids' summer plans so that they will have a week of kid-free time for themselves.

    • Message Received
      Season 5 - Episode 22

      Jay, Gloria and Manny challenge each other to try something they've never done before; Mitchell and Cameron may have to part with some prized possessions to help pay for their wedding; Phil and Claire's kids play a joke on their parents.

    • The Kiss
      Season 2 - Episode 2
      When she finds out that Alex is interested in a boy, Claire becomes over-protective, while Haley tries to give her sister advice. Meanwhile, Gloria begins to cook more traditional Colombian food in honor of her late grandmother, which is received in jest by Jay, and Mitchell reveals his aversion to PDA.moreless
    • Run For Your Wife
      Season 1 - Episode 6
      It's the first day of school for the families. With all of the kids gone, Phil misreads how Claire is dealing with the empty house. Jay and Gloria have a disagreement over Manny's choice of an outfit for his first day of school. Also, Mitchell and Cameron fret over Lily's health after Mitchell accidentally bumps her head into a doorway.moreless
    • Flip Flop
      Season 4 - Episode 20
      After months of not selling the new house Claire and Cam built, Phil initiates a re-decorating plan to influence a potential buyer, whom Haley takes an interest in. Javier's in town and announces he's proposed marriage to a intelligent bookish girl who gets along well with Manny, much to Gloria's chagrin.moreless
    • The Future Dunphys
      Season 4 - Episode 19
      When Claire undergoes an angiogram, she and Phil meet a family at the hospital that make them question how each of their kids will turn out in the future. Jay accompanies Manny on a tour of a prestigious prep school, but things get a little out of hand. Lily shares a revealing secret with Gloria, which prompts Mitch and Cam to expose Lily to her Vietnamese heritage.moreless
    • The Big Game
      Season 5 - Episode 9
      With a big football game coming up and a record to break, Coach Cam is intensely focused and showing no mercy with the team. Claire is determined to prove to the staff that she is more than just the boss' daughter. With his first month not selling a house coming to a close, Phil is determined to make a sale, but the universe just isn't cooperating. Mitchell is met with various obstacles while trying to quit his job. Haley tries to give Alex a confidence boost. Gloria gives Lily advice about a boy.moreless
    • Fulgencio
      Season 4 - Episode 13
      While the family prepares for the new baby's christening, Jay clashes with Gloria's mother, Pilar, while Gloria herself clashes with sister Sonja. Mitch and Cam stifle their less-than-flattering remarks to each other in an attempt to teach Lily a lesson about hurtful words, and while Claire's out shopping for the christening, Phil takes charge in regards to each of his three children's separate dilemmas.moreless
    • When a Tree Falls
      Season 4 - Episode 9
      Against his wishes, Mitchell is dragged into helping Cam save a tree from being cut down in the park. Phil and Jay battle it out in the ring at an Olympic-themed birthday party for Luke and Manny's friend. Claire takes an absentminded Gloria on a shopping trip, but things get a little out of hand. Haley begins her community service, while Alex's plan to get revenge on her sister goes awry.moreless
    • Coal Digger
      Season 1 - Episode 5
      The whole family is invited for some barbeque and football at Gloria and Jay's house. However, earlier at school there was an incident between Manny and Luke, making things very awkward for Claire and Gloria. Things heat up when an offensive label is uttered.
    • Baby on Board
      Season 3 - Episode 24
      Cam and Mitchell find an opportunity to adopt and are aided by Gloria's bilingualism at the hospital. Manny and Jay help Lily prep for a dance recital. Alex goes to her first prom, though there's something different about her date. Haley announces her future plans to Phil and Claire, which shocks them, and one family member is hiding a big surprise.moreless
    • Election Day
      Season 3 - Episode 19
      Claire experiences some technical difficulties during interviews, while Phil encounters problems while driving people to the voting booth. Mitch and Cam run into trouble while campaigning in town, and Jay confronts a woman from a past one-night stand. Haley awaits a college acceptance letter.
    • The Help
      Season 5 - Episode 6
      Cam and Mitchell enlist Pepper (Nathan Lane) to be their wedding planner, though things get a little out of hand. Gloria hires a new "manny" for Joe, much to Jay's chagrin. After a guy's night out with Jay and Phil, Phil's dad Frank (Fred Willard) finds himself in a compromising position.moreless
    • Undeck the Halls
      Season 1 - Episode 10
      The Dunphy kids are in trouble again, but this time Claire and Phil are threatening to take Christmas away. Gloria and Manny want to incorporate some of their Colombian practices into Jay's holiday traditions, but he wants to keep it his way. Meanwhile Cameron and Mitchell take Lily to the mall for her first picture with Santa, however this Santa isn't very jolly.moreless
    • The Late Show
      Season 5 - Episode 5

      Jay makes a reservation at a trendy restaurant for the adults in the family. Claire and Phil argue about letting Luke stay home alone. Mitchell and Cameron put on the same outfit. Meanwhile, while babysitting for Lily, Alex insists on reading Little Women, but Lily's got other plans.

    • The Feud
      Season 5 - Episode 15
      Phil is upset to have lost his elected office of social chair to his nemesis Gil Thorpe, so when he finds out Luke is competing against Gil’s kid in a wrestling match (and Jay finds out his nemesis is Gil’s father), they make it their own personal battle. Gloria accompanies Manny on his school field trip, but runs into trouble with the other moms. Claire has a meeting with an important client, which occurs after she catches Lice from Lily. Cam tries to avoid Lily himself, while Mitch deals with his sister at the meeting. Alex and Haley hide from a possum in the basement.moreless
    • My Funky Valentine
      Season 1 - Episode 15
      Love is in the air and all the families are preparing for Valentine's Day. Claire and Phil are planning a special trip. Meanwhile, Jay decides to take Gloria to a comedy show for some entertainment. Also, Cameron and Mitchell try to help Manny out by playing Cupid.
    • Virgin Territory
      Season 3 - Episode 16
      Jay finds out Mitchell ruined his greatest golf moment. While on the way to fix Lily's doll, Alex spills a surprising secret about Haley to Phil, leaving him heartbroken, while Gloria discovers a secret of Claire's. Cam's desperate to get everyone out of the house so he can investigate an issue and prove Claire wrong, and Luke helps Manny to impress a girl he likes.moreless
    • Planes, Trains and Cars
      Season 3 - Episode 21
      Lily loses her favorite toy on a train; Phil purchases a car without first talking it over with Claire; Jay tries to have his high-school reunion with Gloria and Manny.
    • Games People Play
      Season 4 - Episode 23
      When Phil takes the Dunphy clan on a road trip, the kids behave nicely, much to Claire's chagrin, who hoped the kids would show him why a road trip was not the best idea; while helping Manny look for his misplaced backpack, Jay and Gloria snoop around Claire and Mitch's houses, leading them to confront each other about their less-than-perfect behavior; Lily's progression at a gymnastics meet gets competitive Cam and Mitch into hot water.moreless
    • Up All Night
      Season 1 - Episode 11
      With the arrival of Javier, Manny's unreliable father, there is tension between Gloria and Jay because of Jay's reaction towards his visit. Meanwhile, Claire has to rely on a sexy fireman in order to help Phil get to the hospital, which is due to his painful kidney stones. Elsewhere, Lily is being sleep-trained by Mitchell and Cameron, which is becoming more troublesome than they expected.moreless
    • Punkin Chunkin
      Season 3 - Episode 9

      Tempers flare when Mitch doubts Cam's Punkin Chunkin story is true, Phil accuses Claire of holding him back, and Jay tries to get Gloria to be honest with Manny. Elsewhere, Haley and Alex dent Claire's car and will stop at nothing to hide it from her.

    • Disneyland
      Season 3 - Episode 22
      During a family trip to Disneyland, Phil tries to go on a lot of big fast rides with Luke but ends up feeling a little bit green around the gills. Claire invites a boy (Matt Prokop) on the trip to stir up something in Haley, but much to her surprise, they run into Dylan. Meanwhile, Mitch and Cam cope withLily's new penchant of running away, and Gloria tries to get a preoccupied Manny off the phone and enjoy the trip, while she and Jay have their own spat about suitable footwear.moreless
    • Other People's Children
      Season 5 - Episode 17
      Jay takes Luke to the garage for some male bonding. Gloria and Claire take Lily dress shopping. Mitchell, Cam, Alex and Manny spend a day at the museum. Phil helps Andy make an anniversary gift for his girlfriend.
    • Sleeper
      Season 5 - Episode 21
      Mitchell is peeved when he feels like Jay doesn’t notice him. Phil messes up at home and tries to hide it from Claire. Alex studies a disease for school and notices similar symptoms in Phil. Haley & Luke have a run-in with someone at the laundromat. Jay tries to hide that he’s entered Stella in a dog show. Gloria fusses over Joe while preparing for everyone to take the new family portrait.moreless
    • Benched
      Season 1 - Episode 20
      During an intense basketball game, Luke and Manny's coach quits, which leads to Jay and Phil stepping in to help out. Jay sets up Mitchell with an interview for a new job. Claire and Gloria bond over having had their children reveal they embarrass them.
    • Our Children, Ourselves
      Season 2 - Episode 12
      Phil and Claire pressure Alex to ease back on her school work, but begin to worry about their own intellectual drives. Meanwhile, Jay tries to nip in the bud a burgeoning friendship with a boring couple he and Gloria met on vacation, and Mitchell runs into an old female flame.
    • Party Crasher
      Season 4 - Episode 12
      Haley dates a much older guy, which causes Phil and Claire discomfort, while an upset Cam hits the wrong chords with Lily. Jay and Gloria do everything in their power to give Manny the best birthday ever, but Gloria goes into labor mid-party. Luke documents the entire day on videotape.
    • Slow Down Your Neighbors
      Season 2 - Episode 11
      Claire tries to stop a neighbor who speeds around the neighborhood, while Phil deals with a difficult client. Mitchell and Cameron meet a charming neighbor, and Jay teaches Manny how to ride a bike.
    • Spring-a-Ding-Fling
      Season 5 - Episode 16
      Cameron feels competitive when a popular teacher returns from sabbatical. Claire butts in too much with Alex's and Luke's dates for a school dance. Haley goes to a realtors' banquet with Phil. Mitchell struggles to get his bearings at his new job. Jay and Gloria babysit Lily as she interacts with baby Joe.moreless
    • My Hero
      Season 4 - Episode 22
      Mitch's ex-boyfriend, Teddy, invites the clan to a fundraiser at the roller rink, at which Manny attempts to choose between family members for his hero essay, Luke confesses he's having a personal issue, Haley teaches Alex how to flirt with boys, Claire avoids answering Jay about a job he'd like her to take with him, and Phil teaches Gloria to skate, all while Cam's jealousy festers over the family liking Teddy more than they like him.moreless
    • See You Next Fall
      Season 2 - Episode 23
      The family prepares for Alex's middle-school graduation, including Jay trying to conceal a cosmetic-procedure mishap, Claire is on edge and Phil antagonizes her, and Mitchell makes jokes at Cameron's expense.
    • Las Vegas
      Season 5 - Episode 18
      Jay arranges for a trip to Las Vegas with deluxe accommodations for the Pritchett adults, but he's convinced they can find even pricier digs. Meanwhile, Claire tries to recover her gambling losses from years ago. Phil auditions for a secret society of magicians. Cameron opts for a friend's bachelor party instead of a day at the spa with Mitchell and Gloria worries that Jay will find a female companion for his dog butler, Barkley.moreless
    • Tableau Vivant
      Season 3 - Episode 23
      Alex's attempt to stage a living picture for an art teacher she really likes is thwarted by the family's various arguments: Gloria is jealous about Jay's relationship with a waitress, Claire and Cam disagree over parenting issues, Phil gets tongue-tied while trying to fire Mitchell, and Manny tries to get Luke to take ownership for his wrongdoings.moreless
    • Schooled
      Season 4 - Episode 2
      Phil and Claire provide embarrassment abound when dropping off Haley at college, Jay and Gloria get competitive at a parenting class, and Cam and Mitch face off against the parents of a kid with whom Lily gets in a tussle on the first day of Kindergarten.
    • iSpy
      Season 5 - Episode 14

      Claire and Phil have Alex spy on Haley when she doesn't want her family to know about her photography exhibit, while they spy on Luke and Manny, who are both out spending time with a suspicious friend. Gloria thinks Jay had a dream about another woman, but he thinks she's mad about something else he did, and tries to keep it a secret. Mitchell has to hide a secret of his own from Cam, who, if he knew, would surely blab to everyone, which Cam does when he eventually finds out the secret.

    • Yard Sale
      Season 4 - Episode 6
      During a yard sale for Manny and Luke's school, the two uncover a secret from Gloria's past. Meanwhile, Claire enlists Cam and Mitch's help in telling Alex that her boyfriend is gay, while Cam fusses over giving up his "fat pants" after weight loss. A hesitant Phil takes Jay's motorcycle out for a spin, while Jay himself tries to keep yard sale customers away from his house.moreless
    • Great Expectations
      Season 1 - Episode 8
      Claire has had a history of giving bad gifts. So, she decides to give Phil a surprising anniversary present, which is a private performance by Izzy LaFontaine, one of their favorite musicians. However, this unexpected gift is unexpected in more than one way. Cameron and Mitchell call their party-girl friend, Sal, for a night on the town. Meanwhile, the kids are off at a sleepover at Jay and Gloria's, which Haley hopes to ditch to go to a party with Dylan.moreless
    • Mistery Date
      Season 4 - Episode 8
      Claire hits the road with Alex, Luke, and Manny for Alex's academic competition, which Luke and Manny ditch in favor of locating a girl who smiled at Manny earlier. Cam plans a surprise for which he must keep Gloria out of the bedroom, but a tired Gloria just wants to get to sleep. Jay and Mitchell go baby shopping, where Mitchell uncovers his dad may be hiding something. Home alone for the weekend, Phil invites a gym buddy (Matthew Broderick) over, who, unbeknownst to Phil, is gay and thinks the "guy's night" is actually a date.moreless
    • Earthquake
      Season 2 - Episode 3
      After an earthquake hits the town, Claire gets stuck with the plumber in the bathroom. Meanwhile, when going out with Jay, Manny experiences an existential crisis. Also, Mitchell and Cameron use the quake to get out of a party that is being thrown by their friend.
    • Bad Hair Day
      Season 4 - Episode 16
      Phil becomes jealous and protective of Claire when she attends her college reunion and reconnects with an old flame. Jay is looking forward to his bowling tournament, but his plans are interrupted when Manny receives disappointing news. Luke is desperate to have his parents sign an important school notice without revealing what it's actually for. When Gloria takes a day off, Mitch and Cam watch Joe, but an accident forces them to take drastic measures.moreless
    • Treehouse
      Season 3 - Episode 7

      After seeing how much Jay's friend, Shorty, and his wife do together, Gloria yearns for Jay to take her salsa dancing. Meanwhile, Cameron takes a bet to pick up a woman in a bar a bit too far. Elsewhere, Phil meets a new friend, while building a treehouse for Luke.

    • The Wedding (Part 2)
      The Wedding (Part 2)
      Season 5 - Episode 24
      In the conclusion of the wedding extravaganza, Pepper (Nathan Lane) orchestrates a change of wedding venues, while Jay and Gloria try to mend the broken relationship between Merle and Barb. Meanwhile, Phil tries to incorporate a magic trick into his new role in the wedding, Luke and Manny act like an old married couple, much to Alex's delight, and Haley contemplates her true feelings for Andy (Adam DeVine).moreless
    • Express Christmas
      Season 3 - Episode 10

      With everyone departing for different destinations over Christmas, the Dunphy-Pritchetts plan an "Express Christmas" to be set up in less than 24 hours, and things get a little out of hand. Phil and Manny purchase the turkey, Claire and Haley shop for gifts, Gloria and Luke retrieve the angel from the attic, Mitch, Lily and Alex are assigned to tree duty, while Jay and Cam wrap the gifts already bought.

    • Three Dinners
      Season 5 - Episode 13

      Shorty and his wife, Darlene, visit the Pritchetts, but Jay isn't thrilled with the news they've come to share. Meanwhile, Phil and Claire's dinner with Haley takes a surprising turn. Mitchell and Cameron attempt to have a romantic dinner alone without talking about their wedding or Lily, but their evening is filled with lots of awkward silence.

    • Airport 2010
      Season 1 - Episode 22
      Gloria surprises Jay with a trip to Hawaii for his birthday, but he isn't pleased to find out that the entire family is tagging along. When everyone arrives at the airport, chaos ensues with forgotten identification, breaches of security, and flying phobias.
    • Best Men
      Season 4 - Episode 17
      Mitch and Cam's best friend Sal (guest star Elizabeth Banks) drop-ins and surprises with big news that she is tying the knot next day. She asks them to be best men, but they doubt their party girlfriend is serious about settling down. Meanwhile, Manny is in love with someone which shocks both Jay and Gloria after finding out who the girl is. Claire plans a date with Haley and Phil helps Luke for his date.moreless
    • Door to Door
      Season 3 - Episode 4

      Claire petitions the city to put a stop sign at a high traffic intersection, while Jay and Manny team up to sell wrapping paper for a school fundraiser.

    • Snip
      Season 4 - Episode 3
      Haley phones in from college while Alex tries out a new look at school, Gloria refuses to wear maternity clothes despite Manny's protests, Jay accompanies a nervous Phil to get a vasectomy, and to fill the void left by Lily going to school, Mitchell attempts to set Cam up with a part-time job.moreless
    • Fifteen Percent
      Season 1 - Episode 13
      Mitchell makes Jay think that Shorty, an old friend, might be gay. Jay doesn't think it's true at first, but he begins to believe it after seeing several questionable signs. Meanwhile, Manny's date gets a makeover from Gloria. Elsewhere, Claire fights with Phil's universal remote.
    • New Year's Eve
      Season 4 - Episode 11
      On New Year's Eve, Phil and Claire abandon dinner with the adults in the family, but end up in a compromising position. Mitch and Cam also ditch in an attempt to find a bar where they seem younger. Jay leaves a tired Gloria and meets up with one of his childhood idols. Back at home, Alex and Haley babysit for Lily, while Luke and Manny each attempt to impress their New Year's Eve date.moreless
    • When Good Kids Go Bad
      Season 3 - Episode 2

      Mitch and Cam plan to announce that they want to adopt another baby, but realize that Lily might not want another baby in the house. Meanwhile, Jay and Gloria disagree on how to deal with Manny's theft of a girl's necklace, and Claire deals with her need to always be in the right.

    • The Wow Factor
      Season 4 - Episode 18
      Cam and Claire butt heads over how to design the house they're building to later flip; Jay takes Joe for the day so Gloria can spend time with Manny, but she soon finds out Jay has other plans; Phil teaches Haley and Alex the basics of housework; with help from Luke, Mitchell tries to stand up to a bully at Lily's school.moreless
    • Phil on Wire
      Season 3 - Episode 3

      Phil and Luke want to learn how to walk a tightrope, while Claire tries to teach Alex and Haley some life lessons. Meanwhile, Cam starts a juice fast, and Gloria gets annoyed by Jay's attention to their dog.

    • Fears
      Season 1 - Episode 16
      When Phil and Luke go underneath the house to see what they can find, Phil is challenged to overcome his fear of the dark. Meanwhile, Mitchell and Cameron freak out when Lily's first word is "Mommy," and Haley takes her driving test.
    • Larry's Wife
      Season 5 - Episode 3
      Phil's unconventional work duties get in the way of life at home, which irritates Claire. Gloria fears Joe is possessed by the devil. Manny helps Jay simmer down, while Jay encourages Manny to boil up. Alex and Haley help out Luke in a poker game. Cam goes too far when planning an elaborate funeral. Mitchell feels left out of planning the wedding.moreless
    • Bringing Up Baby
      Season 4 - Episode 1
      It's Jay's birthday and he doesn't want any surprises. Phil decides to take Jay fishing with some of his friends, and Gloria doesn't know how to tell Jay that she's pregnant. Meanwhile, Dylan becomes a temporary member of the Dunphy family by moving in, and Mitch and Cam adopt a cat.moreless
    • A Game of Chicken
      Season 11 - Episode 10
      Gloria is using her alone time with the twins as an opportunity to secretly baptize them before Haley and Dylan get home. Meanwhile, Claire is still dealing with the fallout from the smart closet fiasco, and Cam is at war with his school's mascot who is threatening his chance at securing a new college coaching job.moreless
    • Pool Party
      Season 11 - Episode 4
      Mitch and Cam help Lily overcome her insecurities about wearing a bathing suit to a pool party but discover their own. Meanwhile, now that Gloria's new internship is taking up so much of her time, Jay is feeling particularly neglected.
    • The Last Halloween
      Season 11 - Episode 5
      Phil is determined to finally scare Claire on Halloween. Meanwhile, for the first time, Gloria is feeling self-conscious about her age when someone correctly assumes she is Jay's wife; and Mitch and Cam head to the WeHo Halloween Carnival after Lily decides to go to her first Halloween party alone.
    • Game Changer
      Season 1 - Episode 19
      It's Phil's birthday and there's a new product he wants coming out at the same time. Meanwhile, Mitchell decides to toughen up and Cameron talks to a neighbor about marital problems, but he gets too involved with the neighbor's stories.
    • Heart Broken
      Season 4 - Episode 15
      The gang experiences Valentine's day, but each couple experiences a bump in the road. Phil and Claire's Valentine's plans are brought to a halt when Claire has a medical emergency, Jay and Gloria's plans to have sex are consistently interrupted, a wild night leaves Cam and Mitch with an unexpected surprise.moreless
    • The One That Got Away
      Season 2 - Episode 24
      The entire family scrambles to plan a big party for Jay's birthday, and in the process Phil runs into his college nemesis and Cam gets into trouble at a bakery.
    • Career Day
      Season 4 - Episode 21
      When Lily loses her first tooth and gets a hefty sum for it, Cam and Mitch try to teach her a lesson; when Jay reveals he's always wanted to be a writer, Gloria challenges him to write a story; Phil attends Luke's career day, but is embarrassed when he's one-upped by Gil Thorpe (Rob Riggle), and Claire doesn't help matters much when Gil offers her a job and she accepts.moreless
    • The Last Walt
      Season 3 - Episode 20
      Claire tries to console Luke after a friend of his dies, Cameron's father comes to visit and gets into a spat with Jay, Haley tricks Gloria into letting her throw a party in her house, and after feeling like he's neglected his middle child, Phil attempts to bond with Alex.
    • Australia
      Season 5 - Episode 20
      The family go to Australia when Phil hopes to fulfill his mother's wish to visit the country where he was conceived, but the locals aren't quite ready to welcome him as a native son. Meanwhile, Jay and Claire find it hard to leave work at home and Mitchell and Cameron run into an old acquaintance whom they don't really like but is now a well-known celebrity in Australia.moreless
    • After the Fire
      Season 3 - Episode 8
      Claire organizes a donation drive to help neighbors whose house burned down. Cameron has trouble convincing the family that he can drive a delivery truck. Phil turns to Jay for advice on a huge job opportunity.
    • Hit and Run
      Season 3 - Episode 5

      While Claire considers running for city councilwoman, Cameron and Mitchell are in a hit-and-run accident, and Gloria tries to help Manny and Jay resolve their issues.

    • Someone to Watch Over Lily
      Season 2 - Episode 20
      Mitchell and Cam try to pick a legal guardian for Lily should anything happen to them, thus secretly observing their family's parenting skills in the process.
    • Bixby's Back
      Season 2 - Episode 14
      Claire and Phil decide to reprise their role-playing adventure from last year's Valentine's Day. Meanwhile, Jay's surprise plans for Gloria keeps getting interrupted, and a secret admirer comes between Cameron and Mitchell.
    • Mother's Day
      Season 2 - Episode 21
      Gloria and Claire spend some quality time with their kids by taking them on a hike on Mother's Day. Meanwhile, Phil catches Jay in a moment of weakness.
    • A Hard Jay's Night
      Season 5 - Episode 19
      Mitch is upset by the wedding-cake topper that Cam's father whittled out of soap. Phil tries to help Gloria sell her old apartment. Claire feels backstabbed by Jay, who won't acknowledge all she's done for the company while he's been out. Luke plans to sneak out to a party with Manny, but gets an unexpected surprise upon his arrival and all this comes to a head at the weekly Jay's Night.moreless
    • The Old Wagon
      Season 2 - Episode 1
      Claire finally convinces Phil that it's time to get rid of their old station wagon, and it prompts everybody to take a trip down memory lane. Meanwhile, Mitchell decides to build Lily a life-size princess castle and Manny invites a cute girl over to study, which doesn't sit well with Gloria.moreless
    • Kids These Days
      Season 10 - Episode 8
    • Crying Out Loud
      Season 6 - Episode 23

      Claire gets a job offer from a big hotel chain, but can't tell if Jay wants her to take it or keep working for him. Meanwhile, Phil, Haley and Luke are more interested in Alex's senior "ditch day" than she is; and Manny is dopey from pain killers after having his wisdom teeth pulled, so Gloria seizes the opportunity to get rid of his new girlfriend.

    • Snapped
      Season 11 - Episode 2
      Claire needs to get everyone out of the house before they make her look bad in front of a reporter from an important women's business magazine. Meanwhile, Jay invites Manny to a little wine tasting in an attempt to spend some quality time together.
    • New Kids on the Block
      Season 11 - Episode 1
      The Season 11 premiere: Haley is determined to follow the advice in her parenting books with the twins, but Phil and Claire think their old methods are better. Meanwhile, Manny is set to direct Jay's dog bed commercial in the hopes of winning his ex-girlfriend.
    • The Butler's Escape
      Season 4 - Episode 4
      Mitchell tends to Lily while Cam goes through with his first day of teaching music at Franklin Middle School, both of which have less than favorable results, while Manny and Jay cope with Gloria's new excessive snoring. Additionally, Alex cops an attitude which annoys Claire, and Luke announces he's quitting magic, much to Phil's dismay.moreless
    • Fizbo
      Season 1 - Episode 9
      Phil and Claire throw Luke the biggest and best birthday that he could want. However, Cameron arrives as Fizbo, the clown, who triggers a chain of events that leads to someone ending up in the hospital.
    • Patriot Games
      Season 6 - Episode 22

      Alex learns she has to share valedictorian honors with a rival, but the tie could be broken by a 1-mile run for a gym grade neither has completed. Meanwhile, Gloria studies for her U.S. citizenship test, but is distracted by a visit from Javier and Mitchell and Cameron join a protest against a restaurant where they actually can't wait to dine.

    • A Slight at the Opera
      A Slight at the Opera
      Season 4 - Episode 14
      Cam directs Franklin's production of The Phantom of the Opera, and when the original Phantom gets sick, Cam calls on Luke to fill in, much to Manny's dismay. Jay trains Phil in golf, and the two end up having an impromptu game against Mitchell and Pepper (Nathan Lane). Haley and Dylan take care of Lily and Fulgencio, while Claire tries to point out Phil's parenting mistakes. On the way to pick up supplies for the play's after-party, Gloria and Alex take a detour to Gloria's psychic.moreless
    • Grill, Interrupted
      Season 6 - Episode 19

      Jay's birthday comes with a number of interesting gifts, including Phil's high-tech outdoor grill, and Claire and Mitchell's offer to pay back some ancient loans—though they don't think he'll actually accept it. Meanwhile, Gloria teaches Manny and Luke a lesson about drinking and Andy finds himself in an awkward situation when Haley brings her new doctor boyfriend.

    • The Tree of Strife
      Season 10 - Episode 9
    • Goodnight Gracie
      Season 4 - Episode 24
      When Phil's mom dies, she leaves behind a message for Phil and each of the Dunphy kids. Claire attempts to get Phil to fulfill his message, while Alex struggles to figure out what hers means. Meanwhile, Mitchell tries to help Gloria out of a legal situation, but things get a little out of hand; Cam befriends a group of senior citizen women, who he finds out are not exactly what they seem, and Jay reconnects with an old friend, but is shocked to discover she has a few surprises of her own.moreless
    • Diamond in the Rough
      Season 4 - Episode 10
      Phil and Mitchell attempt to stop Claire and Mitchell from making a big mistake in flipping a house. Luke helps Manny prepare for playing a new position in their team's playoff game. Haley starts at her new job. Gloria sings to her baby through a microphone, much to Jay's chagrin.
    • Stuck in a Moment
      Season 10 - Episode 10
      Hayley wants to give the family a Christmas gift they will never forget if she can just figure out the perfect time. Meanwhile, Claire is mad that Phil has once again borrowed the family Christmas tree for a house-showing; and Jay, Gloria and Joe have to deal with some unwelcome visitors over the holidays.moreless
    • Dude Ranch
      Season 3 - Episode 1

      The families head to Wyoming for some outdoor adventures.

    • Integrity
      Season 6 - Episode 21

      Jay and Phil pick up Lily's hand-me-down princess castle for Joe, but Jay worries that his son is playing with too many girlie things, and Phil is mad that Claire doesn't want him to buy a video-game console. Meanwhile, Mitchell and Cameron babysit Joe and wonder what it would be like to have another child. Gloria helps Haley assert herself at work and Claire tries to get Luke an award at school by bribing the principal.

    • Moon Landing
      Season 1 - Episode 14
      Claire is upset to find that her friend Valerie is better than her. In the meantime Mitchell helps Gloria with legal issues and Jay had a hard time in the locker room.
    • Mother Tucker
      Season 2 - Episode 9
      Mitchell tries to tell Cameron's mother that he feels uncomfortable around her. Meanwhile, Haley, much to Claire's delight, breaks up with Dylan, but Phil still keeps in contact with him, and Jay's harmless stomach ache gets worse after Manny looks it up on the Internet.
    • American Skyper
      Season 6 - Episode 24

      The family is gathered at Jay's house to celebrate Alex's graduation. During the party, Haley discovers that Andy's sweet-tempered girlfriend has a nasty streak, Cam suspects that Mitch is cheating on him, and Claire tries to give Alex a perfect mother/daughter relationship present.

    • Princess Party
      Season 2 - Episode 15
      Claire and Mitchell's mother comes to Lily's princess-themed birthday party with Claire's ex-boyfriend.
    • Hawaii
      Season 1 - Episode 23
      Jay's plans to do nothing but relax on vacation are interrupted by an unwelcome reality check. Meanwhile, Phil tries to make the trip romantic for Claire, Mitchell and Cameron disagree on whether they should go sight-seeing, and the kids get themselves into trouble.
    • Go Bullfrogs!
      Season 3 - Episode 6

      Phil takes Haley on a college visit, and a lonely Claire goes out with Mitchell and Cameron. Meanwhile, Jay and Gloria consider having "the talk" with Manny.

    • The Big Guns
      Season 6 - Episode 12
    • The Wedding (Part 1)
      The Wedding (Part 1)
      Season 5 - Episode 23
      Mitchell and Cameron's big day arrives without a hitch, until their trip down the aisle turns out to be no walk in the park, which puts Pepper's wedding-planner skills to the ultimate test. Meanwhile, Jay and Gloria host the Tuckers. Phil thinks he can visit an eye doctor before the ceremony and Claire relishes her role as "best woman."moreless
    • Valentine's Day 4: Twisted Sister
      Season 6 - Episode 14

      The Dunphys hatch another amorous adventure as Clive and Juliana for Valentine's Day, but Claire is afraid that Phil might be a little too into her alter ego. Meanwhile, a visit from Gloria's sister, Sonia, could spoil Jay's plans for a romantic evening; and Mitchell and Cameron get into a tricky situation with a friend.

    • The Musical Man
      Season 2 - Episode 19
      Cameron takes control of the spring musical at Luke and Manny's school, while Jay's brother pays him and visit, and Phil tries to get the family to be in his new real estate advertisement.
    • Knock 'Em Down
      Season 6 - Episode 20

      Cam asks Jay to sub in on his bowling team for the finals, but doesn't make it clear that it's an all-gay league, which puts Jay in a precarious situation. Meanwhile, Phil and Claire are surprised by how much fun they have at dinner with their neighbors Ronnie and Amber; and Gloria and Mitch set out to prove they are still young and fun by agreeing to a night of clubbing with Haley.

    • Send Out the Clowns
      Season 3 - Episode 18
      Cam runs into his former clown partner and considers teaming up with him again, Phil gets into some serious real estate competition, Jay and Gloria have suspicions when Manny makes a new friend, and Claire is desperate to be accepted by Alex and Haley on Facebook.
    • Do Not Push
      Season 6 - Episode 2

      Jay and Gloria's anniversary creates a dilemma when they can't decide what kind of gifts to give. Elsewhere, the Dunphys tag along on Alex's tour of Caltech, but Phil, Luke and Haley get wrapped up in a campus experiment, while Claire tries to convince her to go there and Mitchell, Cameron and Lily pose for a new portrait for their mantel.

    • Spring Break
      Season 6 - Episode 18

      Claire tackles spring cleaning, while Phil worries that Luke is getting better than he is at just about everything. Elsewhere, Haley tries to get Alex's mind off school by taking her to a music festival; and Gloria and Jay promise to give up their vices of Spanish soap operas and cigars, respectively, but it's easier said than done when Gloria attends Cameron's faculty talent show and Jay goes with Mitchell to pick up Lily at camp.

    • Manny Get Your Gun
      Season 2 - Episode 8
      It's Manny's birthday and the family is gathering at a restaurant to celebrate, though Manny himself is depressed about getting older. Phil and Claire decide to engage in a not-so-friendly car race on the way to the restaurant, and Mitch and Cam get sidetracked when they stop at the mall to pick up a gift.moreless
    • Boys' Night
      Season 2 - Episode 18
      Luke becomes friends with a curmudgeon old neighbor, which does not please Phil and Claire. Meanwhile, Gloria and Manny try to get Jay to join them at the symphony, but in an attempt to avoid the concert, he instead goes with Mitchell and Cameron on their "boys' night out", and Haley babysits for Lily.moreless
    • Halloween 3: AwesomeLand
      Season 6 - Episode 6

      Claire is frustrated when Phil decides to do something different than the usual House of Horrors for Halloween and makes AwesomeLand instead. It doesn't help Claire's mood that the new neighbors are trying to prove that their house is the scariest on the street.

    • Rash Decisions
      Season 6 - Episode 13

      Joe has developed a rash and may be allergic to Stella, which does not please Jay when Stella has to go away for a while, meanwhile Mitchell helps out at the Closet Factory and Claire finds out what the staff actually think of her.

    • Queer Eyes, Full Hearts
      Season 6 - Episode 7
      Haley and Andy start spending a lot of time together, but Phil and Claire aren't sure what to make of their relationship. Meanwhile, Gloria's desire for Manny to study Spanish instead of French prompts her to hire a handsome Spanish tutor and Mitchell and Cameron meet a news reporter at a school function who takes an interest in one of their lives.moreless
    • Strangers in the Night
      Season 6 - Episode 9

      Alex tells her folks she has a boyfriend, but Phil and Claire suspect she made it up because they've put too much pressure on her. Meanwhile, Jay and Gloria both have parties that neither of them wants to attend and Mitchell lends a helping hand to a coworker, but his and Cameron's new couch may be a casualty of his altruism.

    • Strangers on a Treadmill
      Season 2 - Episode 4
      Claire tries to stop Phil from giving an unfunny speech and embarrassing himself at a Realtors' banquet, while Mitchell tries to convince Cameron to change his wardrobe. Meanwhile, Jay and Gloria go to a quinceañera hosted by one of his employees, and Haley gives Alex advice on how to be cool.moreless
    • Won't You Be Our Neighbor
      Season 6 - Episode 5
      Phil is selling the house next door, and he and Claire can't wait to have new neighbors—until they encounter an obnoxious couple who might buy it. Meanwhile, Jay is irate to learn that the grandfather of Manny's girlfriend is his biggest rival in the closet business; and Mitchell and Cameron hear horror stories about Lily's teacher.moreless
    • The Cold
      Season 6 - Episode 3

      While editing Mitchell and Cameron's wedding video, Phil discovers he's to blame for a miserable cold that's been plaguing the family. Meanwhile, Jay and Gloria advise Manny on how to deal with the stress of high-school football, but Cameron can't decide how much playing time he should get and Mitchell meets his intellectual match in Lily's new friend, Sydney.

    • Connection Lost
      Season 6 - Episode 16

      Claire's stuck at the airport and her computer is her lifeline when she's trying to contact Haley after a big fight, and the whole family gets involved in the online drama.

    • Good Cop Bad Dog
      Season 2 - Episode 22
      Phil and Claire decide to switch parenting roles for a day, while Jay gives entrepreneur advice to a friend opening a dog training business, and Cameron comes down with the flu on the night of a Lady Gaga concert.
    • Marco Polo
      Season 6 - Episode 4

      The Dunphys move into a hotel while their house is undergoing mold remediation, so Phil tries to put a positive spin on their involuntary bonding experience. Meanwhile, Gloria worries about Manny when he dates an older, popular girl and Cameron is afraid that his team's winning streak could be jinxed by Mitchell.

    • Farm Strong
      Season 5 - Episode 4
      Cam's sister, Pam (Dana Powell) visits and reveals she's engaged to Cam's first crush. Claire and Phil make a joint decision to miss one of Luke's soccer games, but Claire goes anyway, while Phil stays home and kills a nest of birds. Alex engages in a game of Words with Friends with Jay, who, along with Manny, is insistent that Gloria get glasses.moreless
    • Travels With Scout
      Season 1 - Episode 21
      Phil's father shows up for a visit with an RV and a dog, making Claire believe that he is hiding a more serious reason for coming. Meanwhile, Cameron fills in as a drummer for Dylan's band, and Jay takes Manny to a horror movie that traumatizes him.
    • Fight or Flight
      Season 6 - Episode 15

      Phil's long reunion weekend with his old cheerleading friends prompts Claire to lobby for a first-class seat on the flight home, leaving her husband in coach. Meanwhile, Gloria wants Jay to teach Manny how to stand up to a bully in his cooking class and Mitchell, Cameron and Pepper throw a belated baby shower for Sal.

    • On The Same Page
      On The Same Page
      Season 12 - Episode 1
    • Perfect Pairs
      Season 11 - Episode 3
      The clan faces a series of changes with the arrival of two new members to the family.
    • Three Turkeys
      Season 6 - Episode 8
      Phil cooks for Thanksgiving and enlists Luke as his sous-chef, but Claire secretly prepares another turkey when she doesn't trust them to get the job done. Meanwhile, Jay and Gloria's holiday travel plans fall through, though they come to regret not telling anyone about it; and Cameron comes up with an unusual idea to make Lily wear a dress for dinner.moreless
    • The Long Honeymoon
      Season 6 - Episode 1
      This summer has been exceptionally blissful in the Dunphy house, Alex is away on a humanitarian trip and the rest of the family is getting along swimmingly, but there is an immediate shift in mood when Alex comes home. Mitch and Cam have returned from their honeymoon and Mitch is acclimating to real life faster than Cam is. Meanwhile, Gloria has taken issue with how little effort Jay puts into his appearance and decides to give him a taste of his own medicine.moreless
    • Starry Night
      Season 1 - Episode 18
      Jay and Mitchell go on their traditional father-and-son outing to see the meteor showers, but Mitchell is upset when he finds out that Manny will be joining them. Cameron and Gloria spend some quality time together, with some minor incidents, while Phil and Claire both take on one of their child's school projects.moreless
    • Thunk in the Trunk
      Season 7 - Episode 13

      Jay gets jealous when a life-size cutout of Gloria is used to market her hot sauce in grocery stores. Meanwhile, Mitchell and Cameron go the extra mile for good reviews of their rental property, but their new tenants' behavior makes them suspicious; and Phil adjusts to Claire's role as the breadwinner while she runs her closet business.

    • 10/26/16

      Luke hosts a Halloween party that quickly turns into a nightmare, so the Dunphys come up with a plan to make it a success and rescue his reputation. Meanwhile, Cam confronts his holiday nemesis, but Mitch and Lily try to keep him from going overboard. And Jay plots revenge on an old adversary when he finds out Manny is going to his house for a Halloween party.

    • Family Portrait
      Season 1 - Episode 24
      Claire makes an effort to take a new family portrait, but everybody is too busy to cooperate: Gloria and Manny go with Phil and Alex to a Lakers game and share an awkward moment on the jumbotron, Cameron gets a job as a wedding singer while Mitchell takes care of Lily and a stray pigeon, and Luke interviews Jay for a school project.moreless
    • The Storm
      Season 7 - Episode 14

      The whole family ends up in Jay's and Gloria's house during a storm. Phil tries to make up for an embarrassing clown incident. Manny and Claire has an embarrassing moment of their own. Jay tries to make an appointment in a bar. Mitch and Cam are desperately trying to make a good birthday party for Lily and her friends. Haley wonder why Andy is so uninterested of her.

    • Spread Your Wings
      Season 7 - Episode 11

      Phil visits Alex at college, which gives Claire a chance to coax the ducks into leaving the nest. Meanwhile, Jay helps Mitchell when Lily has a sleepover with her dance troupe; and Gloria and Cameron are under pressure to meet a deadline for a hot-sauce delivery, and rely on Manny's meticulous planning to pull it off.

    • Grab It
      Season 8 - Episode 6

      Jay's last refuge and favorite place in the world could be a lost cause when Phil wants to be a member. Meanwhile, Claire doesn't have as much influence on Alex's life choices as she thinks, but Haley is obsessed with what Alex thinks about hers. And Mitchell winds up in the spotlight thanks to Cameron's new play.

    • Weathering Heights
      Season 8 - Episode 4

      Phil is thrilled when he's asked to appear in a real-estate story on a local newscast, and he's even more excited to meet his favorite weatherman, but he may come to regret introducing him to Haley. Meanwhile, Lily tires of her parents' houseguest. And Jay injects some of his personality into Manny's video interview for a college application.

    • Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
      Season 10 - Episode 7
    • The Cover-Up
      Season 7 - Episode 16

      Phil has a new client whom he tries to hide from his wife because she's attractive, while Claire would rather keep her hot yoga instructor a secret. Elsewhere, Jay becomes preoccupied making a Web show, but is tormented by an Internet troll; and Lily is nervous about learning to ride a bicycle, and her parents aren't exactly the best teachers.

    • Phil's Sexy, Sexy House
      Season 7 - Episode 7

      A conversation over a brunch of post-Thanksgiving leftovers at Jay and Gloria's turns to a fantastic house that Phil is helping to sell, but mayhem ensues when everyone decides to sneak in and have some fun on the same day. Meanwhile, Jay and Gloria plan a surprise getaway to Miami for the entire Pritchett clan.

    • White Christmas
      Season 7 - Episode 9

      Gloria rents a cabin for the whole family to spend Christmas together, but the holiday is marred by bad weather and another guest who's already staying there. Meanwhile, Mitch and Cam hope to atone for their poor caroling performance the previous year; Claire is surprised by Jay's announcement; and Haley and Andy can't hide their feelings for each other.

    • 11-04-2019
      Season 11 - Episode 7
    • Closet? You've Love It!
      Closet? You've Love It!
      Season 6 - Episode 17

      Jay and Claire shoot a commercial for Pritchett Closets to counter a rival's splashy ad, but dad and daughter have conflicting creative visions. Meanwhile, Phil, Luke and Manny try to take down a Peeping Tom's drone that's spying on a sunbathing Gloria. Cameron is nervous about Lily's performance in a school talent show and Haley worries about Andy when he's rushed to the hospital with appendicitis.

    • The Verdict
      Season 7 - Episode 5

      Gloria's picked for jury duty and can't wait to practice her U.S. citizenship, but Jay isn't too happy to be helping out at Joe's preschool by himself. Meanwhile, Claire's plans for "Bring Your Daughter to Work Day" hit a snag; Phil participates in community service with Luke and Manny's class; and Mitchell and Cameron can't agree on a guest list for their party.

    • Open House of Horrors
      Season 4 - Episode 5
      Phil decides to have an Open House on Halloween while Claire realizes that kids are avoiding their house due to last year's fiasco. The costumes that Cam and Mitchell ordered get mixed up just in time for their Halloween party. Lily starts asking who her mother is. Manny and Luke attempt to hang out with some "cool" kids, while Gloria deals with the results of her pregnancy hormones.moreless
    • The Day Alex Left for College
      Season 7 - Episode 2

      Alex leaves for college, but gives her parents false information about her move-in day so they can't make a big production out of it. Meanwhile, Luke tries to get out of helping Phil at his open house; and Mitch and Cam feel the stress of being landlords after deciding to rent out their upstairs unit, and the family's excuses for missing Lily's soccer game don't make their lives any easier.

    • She Crazy
      Season 7 - Episode 4

      Claire has ideas for closets, but is apprehensive about pitching them to Jay and his creative team. Meanwhile, Phil creates a habitat for ducks while waiting for his eggs to hatch, though no one else shares his enthusiasm; Gloria and Manny help out with each other's crushes; and Cameron becomes overly friendly with the fraternity guys who are renting their upstairs unit.

    • The More You Ignore Me
      Season 7 - Episode 6

      Luke gets arrested for driving without a license; Alex is caught sneaking out of a liquor store; Cameron urges Gloria to market her family's hot sauce; Mitchell helps Jay with a video to go with his Titans of Industry award; Haley and Dylan run into Andy and Beth at the movies.

    • Blindsided
      Season 8 - Episode 3

      Luke and Manny go head-to-head in a race to be class president, but the campaign might be more of a battle between their parents. Meanwhile, Phil introduces Haley to a marketing genius to help with her promotion business. And Cam goes to extremes to keep his best football player from leaving the school.

    • Clean Out Your Junk Drawer
      Season 7 - Episode 8

      A group therapy session with the famous author of a self-help book about uncluttering one's emotional life draws different reactions from the Pritchetts, including Jay, who wants no part of it; while Mitch and Cam try to appear stable by not digging too deep; and Phil and Claire turn it into a competition. Elsewhere, Haley and Alex discuss their problems with the opposite sex.

    • A Tale of Three Cities
      Season 8 - Episode 1

      In the Season 8 premiere, the Pritchett clan gather for Father's Day after the three families return from separate adventures: Claire, Phil and the kids in New York; Mitch, Cam and Lily in the Midwest; and Jay, Gloria and the boys in Mexico.

    • On the Same Paige
      Season 10 - Episode 6
    • Summer Lovin'
      Season 7 - Episode 1

      Haley tries to stop Andy from proposing to Beth, but the attempt does a number on their emotions. Meanwhile, Jay and Gloria look at preschools for Joe, and are shocked by how competitive the process can be. Cameron remains supportive of Mitchell's midlife career crisis, though he hatches a plan to get his husband's old job back when they start to run out of money. Alex decides to breakup with Sanjay as the two figure long distance relationships statistically won't work out in their favor.

    • The Alliance
      Season 8 - Episode 8

      Haley plans a girls' day out for Rainer Shine's teenage daughter. Meanwhile, Luke gets into an awkward situation with a widow at the club and unknowingly helps Jay with his petition. And Gloria, Phil and Cam swear a secret oath to keep incriminating personal information hidden from their spouses.

    • A Stereotypical Day
      Season 8 - Episode 2

      A new family moves in across the street from the Pritchetts and Jay wants to make a good impression. Meanwhile, Manny hopes his deeds will catch the attention of a pretty teenage radical; the Dunphys try to look on the bright side of Alex's bout with mono; and Mitch and Cam are shocked to overhear Lily disrespect a new friend.

    • Do You Believe in Magic?
      Season 8 - Episode 12

      Phil summons his alter ego, Clive Bixby, for Valentine's Day when he worries that the romantic fire in his marriage has gone out. Meanwhile, Gloria is irked by Jay's apparent favoritism when it comes to Joe's improper gifts and Manny's dating insecurity. Cam and Mitch urge Lily, Haley and gal pal Sal to stand up to the men in their lives. Alex learns she has a secret admirer.

    • The Day We Almost Died
      Season 6 - Episode 11

      A brush with death on the way to breakfast has a major impact on the Dunphys, including Claire, who vows to be more carefree; Haley and Alex, who promise not to fight anymore; and Luke, who starts a bucket list. Meanwhile, Manny, who was also along for the ride, says he'll never get in a car again.

    • Snow Ball
      Season 8 - Episode 9

      A fancy holiday gala at school finds Manny and Luke trying to avoid a disastrous outcome thanks to a texting mistake. Eager to pitch in, Claire, Gloria, Mitchell and Cameron volunteer to help at the dance and get involved in the night's shenanigans, including Claire and Gloria trying to set up a single mom with the principal, while Mitchell takes an interest in the school bully.

    • The Party
      Season 7 - Episode 18

      Manny and Luke babysit Lily so the adults in the family can have some fun, which includes Phil and Mitchell seeing a movie, Claire and Gloria going to a spa, and Jay and Cameron hitting a sports bar to watch a big fight, but Claire suspects the boys are going to throw a party.

    • Promposal
      Season 7 - Episode 20

      Claire preps for Closet-Con but has a strong suspicion there's a spy in the company. Meanwhile, Jay tries to show Joe how to work with his hands; Phil and Gloria are certain that Auntie Alice stole her hot sauce recipe; and Luke and Manny get advice on finding prom dates from Mitchell and Cameron, respectively.

    • Haley's 21st Birthday
      Season 6 - Episode 10

      The adults take Haley out to the bars to celebrate her 21st birthday. But when Claire concedes that Haley is now an adult and they can be fully friends with no judgement or parental rules, Haley announces her plans to get a birthday tattoo. Back at the house, Lily is asking where babies come from, causing Alex, Luke, and Manny to bicker about whether Lily is old enough for the truth.

    • Ringmaster Keifth
      Season 8 - Episode 10

      Cam tries to make amends for his Thanksgiving disaster by cooking a New Year's Day feast for the family, but when this event also goes downhill, the white knight summoned by Mitch turns out to be his husband's ex-boyfriend. Meanwhile, Phil is thrown for a loop when his father's new girlfriend is his childhood babysitter; and Jay and Gloria discuss Joe's future in case something happens to one or both of them.

    • Heavy Is the Head
      Season 8 - Episode 14

      Cam goes to the hospital with a head injury, but is leery of having an MRI due to a childhood incident in a well on the family farm. Meanwhile, Phil and Jay's real-estate investment may not turn out to be the dream scenario Phil hoped it would be. Gloria's birthday gift for Claire rubs her employees the wrong way, especially after there are budget cuts at the closet company. Manny helps Haley prepare for Comic-Con with a quick refresher course on Game of Thrones. Alex's efforts to be more popular with her co-workers soon backfire when she gets a promotion.

    • The Closet Case
      Season 7 - Episode 3

      Haley convinces her mom to let Dylan move in, on a temporary basis, with her dad's help, but Phil has second thoughts when he sees just what living together means. Meanwhile, Mitchell gets a consulting job with Jay's biggest rival; and Manny has a girl problem at school, but Gloria and Cameron are at odds over how he should handle it.

    • Thanksgiving Jamboree
      Season 8 - Episode 7

      Cameron's Thanksgiving feast promises to be one for the ages, but Phil worries about Haley missing out on a cherished family tradition when she'd rather spend time with her new boyfriend, Rainer Shine. Meanwhile, Jay tries to keep his stress level low; Gloria teaches Joe how to be kind to animals. And Alex and Dwight strike up a friendship, much to Cameron's dismay.

    • Crazy Train
      Season 7 - Episode 21

      Dede's getting remarried, and Manny persuades everyone to take the train to the wedding. During the trip, Claire and Mitchell try to come up with a toast. Phil and Cameron are beyond thrilled that a beloved writer is also a passenger. Luke and Manny look for pretty girls and Alex gets lost in the romance of riding the rails.

    • Man Shouldn't Lie
      Season 7 - Episode 19

      Claire finds a stray dog and tries to hide it from Phil while she searches for its owner, but he misreads her evasiveness and pays more attention to her than ever before. Meanwhile, Jay can't admit he was wrong about a new couple and Cameron finds new tenants for the upstairs apartment in a Christian rock band.

    • Torn Between Two Lovers
      Season 10 - Episode 4
      Haley can't seem to choose between her past and present relationships and is forced to make a decision. Meanwhile, Manny returns to college and dorm life while his girlfriend, Sherry, continues to stay at Jay and Gloria's, and might be overstaying her welcome.
    • Express Yourself
      Season 7 - Episode 17

      Phil and Claire take an impulsive trip to Paris even though they're both suffering from extreme fatigue. Meanwhile, Mitchell tries to maintain his sanity during a visit from Cameron's sister, whose husband just left her. Jay's bathroom renovation doesn't make life any easier for Gloria, Manny and Joe. Haley and Andy go on a bender.

    • Pig Moon Rising
      Season 8 - Episode 17

      Mitchell knocks over an urn filled with the ashes of Cameron's beloved pet pig Lily while exercising in the garage, then tries to cover it up. More lies go around as Jay fails to get tickets for a Gloria Estefan concert, Haley tries to hide unpaid parking tickets from her parents, Manny denying he'll miss Gloria when he leaves for college, Cameron replacing a drawing Lily painted which he accidentally destroyed, and Phil desperately doing what he can to get Luke into his alma mater, which had already rejected him.

    • Kiss and Tell
      Season 10 - Episode 2
      Haley needs a little help deciding whether or not to tell Arvin about her kiss with Dylan and goes to Mitch and Cam for their advice. Meanwhile, Gloria suspects Manny's Canadian girlfriend is made up and wants to find out the real truth.
    • I Don't Know How She Does It
      Season 7 - Episode 15

      Joe's fussy phase prevents Jay and Gloria from getting any sleep, so they both bend their parental rules to devise secret ways of napping. Meanwhile, Claire's balance of life and work is so flawless and easy that her family is getting suspicious; and Mitchell and Cameron are poorly treated at their friends' wedding and wonder what they did to deserve it.

    • A Sketchy Area
      Season 10 - Episode 3
    • Alone Time
      Season 8 - Episode 21

      A desire for time alone sends Mitch and Jay on separate retreats to the same resort, where they realize how much they actually have in common. Meanwhile, Phil and Claire find that life as empty nesters doesn't suit them. And Cam drops in on Gloria when he doesn't know what to do without Mitch.

    • Clash of Swords
      Season 9 - Episode 22
      In the Season 9 finale, Mitchell sneaks out to "Hero-Con" with fanboy Phil, dressed as their favorite characters from the show "Clash of Swords." It's great until Phil commits the ultimate fan faux pas. In a clash of another kind, Gloria's dinosaur party for Joe is ruined when her nemesis, Dr. Donna Duncan, upstages her with a far bigger and better party right next door.moreless
    • Five Minutes
      Season 8 - Episode 18

      A look at 300 seconds in the lives of the Pritchett-Dunphy-Tucker clan includes Mitch and Cam hurrying to catch a flight for which they prematurely took sleeping pills, Phil and Claire meeting Alex's new boyfriend, Manny trying to find a parking spot at the movies while Jay and Gloria argue, and Haley and Rainer reevaluating their relationship at dinner before his birthday cake arrives.

    • Good Grief
      Season 10 - Episode 5
      It's an epic Halloween full of costumes, tricks and treats for the Dunphy-Pritchett-Tucker clan as they deal with huge, unexpected news.
    • The Graduates
      Season 8 - Episode 22
      In the Season 8 finale, Javier shows up for Manny's high-school graduation and takes him out for a wild night of celebration, but Jay must step in to pick up the pieces. Meanwhile, Cam and Mitchell learn that Lily is smart enough to skip a grade. And the rest of the Pritchett clan get ready for Luke and Manny's big day.moreless
    • Basketball
      Season 8 - Episode 16

      Phil tries to rebound from a disastrous turn in last year's charity basketball game by practicing day and night, but the pressure is on when renowned hoopsters Charles Barkley and DeAndre Jordan show up this time and start making bets. Meanwhile, Gloria's nemesis calls out her lack of support at Manny's school. Claire tries to keep Jay from finding out about a work mistake. Jay worries that Joe just isn't afraid of him at all.

    • All Things Being Equal
      Season 8 - Episode 20

      The women of the Delgado-Pritchett clan have car trouble on their way to a women's movement, but get help from a mechanically-inclined woman, who seems too good to be true. At the rally, Luke and Manny find themselves competing for the affection of a feminist classmate. Meanwhile, Jay and Phil can't agree on their parking-lot attendant's duties. And Cam is shocked when Pam prefers Mitch's help raising her baby.

    • The Escape
      Season 9 - Episode 21
    • I Love a Parade
      Season 10 - Episode 1
    • Two Monkeys and a Panda
      Season 2 - Episode 17
      Claire tries to restore order between Haley and Alex, while Phil sneaks out for a day at a spa. Meanwhile, Cameron decides to write a book.
    • Sarge & Pea
      Season 8 - Episode 11

      Jay and his ex-wife, Dede, meet at a family wedding where she was not expected. Claire and Mitch try to keep them apart, expecting there to be a scene otherwise, but they all four wind up sitting at the same table together, and it turns out to be a wonderful meeting in which Jay and his ex reconnect as friends. Meantime, Cam gets upset over a mother in the seats in front of him at Lily's dance rehearsal and goes ballistic (in true "Cam" fashion). Luke and Manny try to endure the embarrassing actions of their parents on a college tour.

    • Clean for a Day
      Season 7 - Episode 12

      Claire wages war on clutter when she decides to get her house in order before taking over Jay's closet business, but Phil and Luke are afraid to throw anything out, and Alex gets emotional after finding Sanjay's sweatshirt. Meanwhile, Jay embraces his retirement with a high-flying hobby; and Gloria convinces Mitchell to teach her how to play golf so she can spend more time with Jay.

    • Do It Yourself
      Season 8 - Episode 13

      Phil eyes a property he's always had a desire to develop and wants Jay to be a co-investor. Meanwhile, Claire's fondness for a TV chef leads to a new love of cooking Sunday dinners. Mitch and Cam try to teach Lily the value of hard work. Jay feels left out when Gloria hires a coach for Joe who doubles as a handyman.

    • Frank's Wedding
      Season 8 - Episode 19

      Frank Dunphy's wedding has a Roaring 1920's theme, so Phil gets his clan to show up in costume, but Claire and the kids realize it's time for an intervention with Phil when they're the only ones who dressed up. Meanwhile, Jay comes to regret mastering the art of saying "no". And Cam finally gets the courage to stand up to his sister Pam, who's in town for an audition.

    • Playdates
      Season 7 - Episode 10

      Clair and Phil make dinner plans with a couple they met on vacation whose only flaw is never offering to pay the bill. Meanwhile, Jay's irked by Gloria's idea to get together with a family with whom they seemingly have a lot in common; and Mitchell surprises Haley, Alex and Luke by cashing in a birthday coupon for a belated celebration, which turns into a tour of celebrity homes.

    • Mother!
      Season 9 - Episode 20
      When Dede drops in unexpectedly, Mitchell and Cam come to a realization about her effect on their lives; Phil, Luke, Alex and Haley all have different bad news to break to Claire and compete about when to do it, the tiny window of time after her monthly spa day when she's her most relaxed.moreless
    • Daddy Issues
      Season 9 - Episode 18
      When Gloria's ex-boyfriend Jorge stops by for a visit, his striking resemblance to Manny makes Jay question if he might be Manny's real dad; Phil agonizes over getting the perfect anniversary gift for Claire; Cam and Mitch are out of their depth when Lily gets into a fight at school over bras.moreless
    • CHiPs and Salsa
      Season 9 - Episode 19
      When Haley hears that her loopy boss is looking for a product with the magical properties of peppers, she tries to gain favor by convincing Gloria to sell her salsa to NERP; and Mitchell gets Cam the police ride-along he's always dreamed of.
    • Finding Fizbo
      Season 8 - Episode 15

      Frank's bachelor party gives Phil a chance to meet his new stepbrother. Meanwhile, Cam is outraged that someone is dragging Fizbo's name through the mud, especially on an important bowling night. Gloria, Claire, Alex and Haley have their own reasons for being unnerved by a play Manny wrote for a young playwright festival.

    • 11-05-2019
      Season 11 - Episode 8
    • Royal Visit
      Season 9 - Episode 17
    • Brushes With Celebrity
      Season 9 - Episode 8

      The Pritchett-Dunphy-Tucker clan recount their biggest celebrity encounters, including Phil showing a house to his musical hero despite the intense pain radiating from a very inconvenient part of his body. Also: Jay's day at jury duty takes an unexpected turn when he gets to serve it alongside one of America's biggest football icons; and Manny's encounter with his favorite playwright and a celebrated actor and comedian don't go as expected.

    • Tough Love
      Season 9 - Episode 9

      After leaving his real estate firm to strike out on his own, Phil decides a solo camping trip in the wild will be just what he needs to boost his confidence.  Meanwhile, Mitchell's plan to teach Cam a lesson in gullibility and Lily a lesson in responsibility backfires.

    • He Said, She Shed
      Season 9 - Episode 11
    • Wine Weekend
      Season 9 - Episode 16
      The family goes on a wine-tasting trip and stays in Haley's new boss' country house where the only rule is: Don't touch the tiara. Meanwhile, Gloria and Mitch are invited to a party at Oprah's house but can't bring anyone else.
    • Double-Click
      Season 7 - Episode 22

      In the Season 7 finale, Claire needs to fire an employee but has a hard time finding the right moment to do it. Meanwhile, Phil believes he caught Luke in a compromising position; Jay mulls going back to work; Cameron's summer job in Kansas City complicates spending time with Lily; and Alex is home for the summer, though no one seems to notice.

    • Winner Winner Turkey Dinner
      Season 9 - Episode 7

      Jay honors the entire family on their recent successes during the Thanksgiving toast, even though that isn't quite true. Phil works hard to master a classic magic trick and prove he's not the family failure.

    • Ten Years Later
      Season 9 - Episode 6

      Claire wants to throw a party for Jay's wedding anniversary to atone for her mood at his nuptials. As part of the festivities, Phil plans to perform a magic trick featuring Gloria appearing out of thin air in her wedding dress, which may no longer fit.

    • Dear Beloved Family
      Season 9 - Episode 12
    • No Small Feet
      Season 9 - Episode 10

      When Claire lands a big opportunity for Pritchett's Closets, Jay expects a little validation for his contribution. Pam's ex-boyfriend Bo shows up and Mitchell sees this as the perfect opportunity to get her out of the house. Meanwhile, Luke and Alex stumble upon a successful online business that finally gets them on their feet, literally!

    • Spanks for the Memories
      Spanks for the Memories
      Season 9 - Episode 14
    • The Long Goodbye
      Season 9 - Episode 2

      Phil and Claire visit Alex at college and realize how self-sufficient she is.  Meanwhile, Manny want to avoid a long, tearful goodbye after Gloria and Jay move him into his college dorm. And Mitch may have accidentally accelerated a planned renovation.

    • Catch of the Day
      Season 9 - Episode 3

      Phil thinks he's going to have a day of bad luck after he doesn't complete his daily superstition, but Claire has no time for his silly notion. Meanwhile, Mitch believes Cam is undermining him during their kitchen renovation. Jay tries to get Gloria to admit she was in a minor fender bender. And Haley finds she can view life from a different perspective when she's without her cell phone.

    • 10/25/17

      Phil and Claire want to celebrate Halloween in a big way, but no one shares their enthusiasm.  Meanwhile, Mitch and Cam are frustrated by how long Jay is taking with their kitchen remodel.  And Gloria's hospitality wears thin when Cam oversteps his boundaries.

    • Sex, Lies & Kickball
      Season 9 - Episode 4

      Jay's pal Shorty returns from Costa Rica and stays at Jay's house so they can reconnect, but he spends more time with Gloria than with Jay.  Meanwhile, Alex wants to shed her good-girl image and prove to Claire that she's in a sexual relationship with Ben.

    • Lake Life
      Season 9 - Episode 1

      In the ninth-season opener, the family go on a houseboat vacation at Jay's behest. Meanwhile, Mitchell runs into an old flame; Cam is forced to stay out of the sun; and Phil and Claire try out some adventurous excursions.

    • In Your Head
      Season 9 - Episode 13
    • Written in the Stars
      Written in the Stars
      Season 9 - Episode 15