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    • The Old Man & the Tree
      Season 5 - Episode 10
      12/11/13
      7.6
      Jay takes Manny out to cut down their own Christmas tree, but things get a little out of hand. Gloria is on edge with her mom in town, not aided in the least by her immediate close-knit bond with Claire. Cam takes Lily to a charity event where they experience the true meaning of Christmas; Haley and Alex get jobs as Elf and Mrs. Claus at the mall, but run into trouble when Santa takes a break on the job. Phil attempts to meet his goal of traveling the length of home to Canada on a stairmaster, while Luke does everything he can to keep his dad out of the basement.moreless
    • Unplugged
      Season 2 - Episode 5
      10/20/10
      7.3
      In an attempt to reconnect the family, Phil and Claire challenge them to see who can abstain from using their electronic devices the longest. Meanwhile, Mitchell and Cameron attempt to get Lily into the best pre-school, and Gloria deals with the neighbor's barking dog.
    • Halloween
      Season 2 - Episode 6
      10/27/10
      7.3
      Claire, in her love for Halloween, makes the house look spooky for the trick or treaters. She wants to give each family member a role to play, but many problems come up to prevent it. Cameron hates Halloween because of a traumatic childhood experience, Mitchell had a bad day at work, and Gloria is acting weird because Jay and Manny teased her accent.moreless
    • The Bicycle Thief
      Season 1 - Episode 2
      9/30/09
      7.2
      As Phil helps his son in showing Claire that he can be trusted with a brand new bike, Phil turns out to be the irresponsible one when he notices a hot neighbor. Meanwhile, Mitchell and Cameron bring Lily to their Mommy & Me class while Manny and Jay uncomfortably spend some father and son time together.moreless
    • A Fair to Remember
      Season 5 - Episode 7
      11/13/13
      7.2
      At the annual school fair, Phil plans to sing for Claire as a 20th anniversary surprise, but unbeknownst to Phil, Claire has a surprise of her own. Alex attempts to bond with a girl whom Luke has a crush on. Gloria sabotages Manny in an attempt to have him fit in with the other kids. Jay's put on fair cop duty, but things get a little out of hand with his partner (Jordan Peele). Mitchell tries to deter Cam away from his focus on the football team's recent losing streak, and Haley's first encounter with Andy (Adam DeVine) is less than pleasurable.moreless
    • Chirp
      Season 2 - Episode 7
      11/3/10
      7.2
      Claire and Haley are both stuck home sick, and begin to bond. Phil deals with a chirping smoke detector, Gloria and Manny surprise Jay at work, and Cameron takes Lily to shoot a commercial behind Mitchell's back.
    • Not in My House
      Season 1 - Episode 12
      1/13/10
      7.1
      Claire finds a dirty picture on the computer and assumes it was Luke's, and Phil, who was guilty, doesn't correct her. Meanwhile, Jay and Gloria argue about Jay's beloved life-sized dog butler statue. Elsewhere, Mitchell is annoyed by Cameron when he becomes more interested in the gardener's troubles than his own.moreless
    • Come Fly with Me
      Season 1 - Episode 3
      10/7/09
      7.1
      Phil pushes Jay to go out with him and fly his new model plane. While Manny takes time out to play with Luke, Gloria accompanies Alex in shopping for a dress. Mitchell and Cameron goes shopping at Costco, but Mitchell feels that he is too good to shop there. Later on, Manny ends up having a heart-to-heart talk with his sister Claire.moreless
    • Truth Be Told
      Season 1 - Episode 17
      3/10/10
      7.0
      Phil reconnects with an old high school girlfriend through Facebook and invites her over to the house, but things don't go as well as expected. Jay will stop at nothing to cover up his tracks when he accidentally kills Manny's pet turtle, and Mitchell, who feels extremely overworked, finally confronts his boss.moreless
    • Little Bo Bleep
      Season 3 - Episode 13
      1/18/12
      7.0
      The Dunphys coach Claire for her next debate and when it happens, things getting a little out of hand. Meanwhile, Gloria is mad that Jay coddles Stella over her, and while rehearsing for a wedding, Lily blurts out a new word that puts Cam and Mitchell on edge.
    • Caught in the Act
      Season 2 - Episode 13
      1/19/11
      6.9
      It's Phil and Claire's anniversary, and when the kids go to surprise them with breakfast in bed, they get a surprise of their own. Jay and Gloria's plans for a Vegas vacation are ruined because of a brutally honest email accidentally sent to Claire, and Mitchell and Cam try to get into a new restaurant owned by a mom at Lily's preschool.moreless
    • Egg Drop
      Season 3 - Episode 12
      1/11/12
      6.9
      Luke and Manny's egg-capsule project triggers Claire and Jay's competitive instincts. Phil ropes Haley and Gloria into providing audience support during his work presentation, but they ditch him for mani-pedis. Elsewhere, Mitch and Cam go to great lengths to impress a potential birth mother.
    • Lifetime Supply
      Season 3 - Episode 11
      1/4/12
      6.9
      Phil awaits his impending doom after his doctor's appointment coincides with the end of his lifetime supply of razor blades, while Jay and Javier (Benjamin Bratt) butt heads at the racetrack with Manny. Additionally, Gloria tutors Haley in Spanish, Walt (Philip Baker Hall) plays video games with Luke, and after Mitchell receives an award from his company, he and Cam engage in a trophy war.moreless
    • Dance Dance Revelation
      Season 2 - Episode 10
      12/8/10
      6.9
      A School dance is coming up and it will be a first for Luke and Manny. But, Jay and Phil think this is a big deal and it turns into an eventful day at the mall. Claire tells Gloria she doesn't need her help with planning the dance with the parents' dance committee. Cam and Mitchell are surprised when Lily doesn't seem to be making friends on the playground.moreless
    • The Incident
      Season 1 - Episode 4
      10/14/09
      6.9
      Dede, Claire and Mitchell's mother, stops in for a surprise visit and wants to try to make up with everyone that she offended during "the incident" that she caused at Jay and Gloria's wedding. No one is eager to see her, but everything comes into play when the whole family meets at Claire's house for dinner.moreless
    • Me? Jealous?
      Season 3 - Episode 14
      2/8/12
      6.9
      Claire believes that Phil's business partner is inappropriate, but Phil, always being very trusting, cannot be convinced. Meanwhile, Mitchell and Cam stay with Jay and Gloria while their house is being fumigated.
    • Leap Day
      Season 3 - Episode 17
      2/29/12
      6.8
      Mitchell tries to make Cam's birthday real special, Jay's manliness becomes questionable, and the girls mess up Phil's leap day plans.
    • First Days
      Season 5 - Episode 2
      9/25/13
      6.8
      Luke and Manny begin high school, which upsets Phil and Gloria. Cam subs in Alex's history class, but his lack of history knowledge upsets his niece. Claire starts trouble of her own during her first day working for Jay. Mitch has a big meeting with his boss, but his boss seems more interested in Haley.moreless
    • Aunt Mommy
      Season 3 - Episode 15
      2/15/12
      6.8
      Claire and Phil plan a celebratory dinner after selling a house to Mitchell and Cam's friends, and having too much to drink leads Claire to offer something rather generous. Gloria and Jay have a spat after she accuses him of telling Manny what to do.
    • Pilot
      Season 1 - Episode 1
      9/23/09
      6.8
      Jay has just recently married his younger, Colombian wife, Gloria, but he's having trouble keeping up with her and her son Manny. Claire is having trouble with her own family, especially with her husband Phil, who thinks he can be hip with his three kids. Also, Mitchell and his partner Cameron adopt a Vietnamese baby, Lily.moreless
    • ClosetCon '13
      Season 5 - Episode 8
      11/20/13
      6.8

      Claire accompanies Jay on a business trip, but finds out he may be hiding a big secret. Cam takes Mitchell and Lily to visit his family's farm, but they run into trouble with his conservative grandmother. Phil, Luke and Manny accidentally break Jay's rare Apollo 13 model, and attempt to rebuild it. Haley and Alex compete for a guy's attention.

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    • En Garde
      Season 1 - Episode 7
      11/4/09
      6.7
      Manny becomes interested in fencing and the whole family comes out to cheer him on. However, with Jay being so interested in Manny's success at fencing, Mitchell's old childhood wound is triggered. Meanwhile, Phil tries to see if Luke has any hidden talents of his own.
    • The Kiss
      Season 2 - Episode 2
      9/29/10
      6.7
      When she finds out that Alex is interested in a boy, Claire becomes over-protective, while Haley tries to give her sister advice. Meanwhile, Gloria begins to cook more traditional Colombian food in honor of her late grandmother, which is received in jest by Jay, and Mitchell reveals his aversion to PDA.moreless
    • Regrets Only
      Season 2 - Episode 16
      2/23/11
      6.7
      After Phil and Claire have a huge argument, which Phil knows nothing about, Gloria counsels Phil and Jay deals with Claire. Meanwhile, Cameron is working diligently on a fundraiser and enlists the help of Mitchell and Luke, and Jay buys Gloria a karaoke machine.
    • Baby on Board
      Season 3 - Episode 24
      5/23/12
      6.7
      Cam and Mitchell find an opportunity to adopt and are aided by Gloria's bilingualism at the hospital. Manny and Jay help Lily prep for a dance recital. Alex goes to her first prom, though there's something different about her date. Haley announces her future plans to Phil and Claire, which shocks them, and one family member is hiding a big surprise.moreless
    • And One to Grow On
      Season 5 - Episode 11
      1/8/14
      6.7

      Phil lands in jail after a ruse to get Luke to sign up for a dance class backfires while planning birthday parties for their two sons, Jay & Gloria worry Manny has unrealistic expectations when it comes to girls. Mitch and Cam get in a heated debate in the midst of booking a wedding venue. Haley lets secrets spill during a driving lesson with Alex.

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    • Run For Your Wife
      Season 1 - Episode 6
      10/28/09
      6.7
      It's the first day of school for the families. With all of the kids gone, Phil misreads how Claire is dealing with the empty house. Jay and Gloria have a disagreement over Manny's choice of an outfit for his first day of school. Also, Mitchell and Cameron fret over Lily's health after Mitchell accidentally bumps her head into a doorway.moreless
    • Under Pressure
      Season 5 - Episode 12
      1/15/14
      6.7
      At the school open house, Cameron attempts to impress the parents with an out-of-the-ordinary surprise. Gloria and a parent (Jane Krakowski) flirt with a teacher to get their respective sons a notable trip abroad, and Jay teaches Phil to take a ride on the wild side, while Claire struggles in Alex's classes. Alex attends a therapy session and thanks to a probing therapist (John Benjamin Hickey) discovers something about herself. Haley and Lily help Mitchell take a stand against an environmentally friendly neighbor (Jesse Eisenberg). Luke and Manny date twins.moreless
    • Arrested
      Season 4 - Episode 7
      11/7/12
      6.7
      After Haley is arrested for assaulting a police officer, Phil and Claire drive up to bail her out, with eager lawyer Mitchell tagging along. Cam takes Lily and watches over Alex and Luke, but things get a little out of hand, and Jay must face the music regarding Gloria's pregnancy during a surprise visit from ex-wife Dede.moreless
    • Planes, Trains and Cars
      Season 3 - Episode 21
      5/2/12
      6.6
      Lily loses her favorite toy on a train; Phil purchases a car without first talking it over with Claire; Jay tries to have his high-school reunion with Gloria and Manny.
    • The Future Dunphys
      Season 4 - Episode 19
      4/3/13
      6.6
      When Claire undergoes an angiogram, she and Phil meet a family at the hospital that make them question how each of their kids will turn out in the future. Jay accompanies Manny on a tour of a prestigious prep school, but things get a little out of hand. Lily shares a revealing secret with Gloria, which prompts Mitch and Cam to expose Lily to her Vietnamese heritage.moreless
    • When a Tree Falls
      Season 4 - Episode 9
      11/28/12
      6.6
      Against his wishes, Mitchell is dragged into helping Cam save a tree from being cut down in the park. Phil and Jay battle it out in the ring at an Olympic-themed birthday party for Luke and Manny's friend. Claire takes an absentminded Gloria on a shopping trip, but things get a little out of hand. Haley begins her community service, while Alex's plan to get revenge on her sister goes awry.moreless
    • Coal Digger
      Season 1 - Episode 5
      10/21/09
      6.6
      The whole family is invited for some barbeque and football at Gloria and Jay's house. However, earlier at school there was an incident between Manny and Luke, making things very awkward for Claire and Gloria. Things heat up when an offensive label is uttered.
    • Flip Flop
      Season 4 - Episode 20
      4/10/13
      6.6
      After months of not selling the new house Claire and Cam built, Phil initiates a re-decorating plan to influence a potential buyer, whom Haley takes an interest in. Javier's in town and announces he's proposed marriage to a intelligent bookish girl who gets along well with Manny, much to Gloria's chagrin.moreless
    • Election Day
      Season 3 - Episode 19
      4/11/12
      6.6
      Claire experiences some technical difficulties during interviews, while Phil encounters problems while driving people to the voting booth. Mitch and Cam run into trouble while campaigning in town, and Jay confronts a woman from a past one-night stand. Haley awaits a college acceptance letter.
    • Fulgencio
      Season 4 - Episode 13
      1/23/13
      6.6
      While the family prepares for the new baby's christening, Jay clashes with Gloria's mother, Pilar, while Gloria herself clashes with sister Sonja. Mitch and Cam stifle their less-than-flattering remarks to each other in an attempt to teach Lily a lesson about hurtful words, and while Claire's out shopping for the christening, Phil takes charge in regards to each of his three children's separate dilemmas.moreless
    • Undeck the Halls
      Season 1 - Episode 10
      12/9/09
      6.6
      The Dunphy kids are in trouble again, but this time Claire and Phil are threatening to take Christmas away. Gloria and Manny want to incorporate some of their Colombian practices into Jay's holiday traditions, but he wants to keep it his way. Meanwhile Cameron and Mitchell take Lily to the mall for her first picture with Santa, however this Santa isn't very jolly.moreless
    • Disneyland
      Season 3 - Episode 22
      5/9/12
      6.6
      During a family trip to Disneyland, Phil tries to go on a lot of big fast rides with Luke but ends up feeling a little bit green around the gills. Claire invites a boy (Matt Prokop) on the trip to stir up something in Haley, but much to her surprise, they run into Dylan. Meanwhile, Mitch and Cam cope withLily's new penchant of running away, and Gloria tries to get a preoccupied Manny off the phone and enjoy the trip, while she and Jay have their own spat about suitable footwear.moreless
    • Virgin Territory
      Season 3 - Episode 16
      2/22/12
      6.5
      Jay finds out Mitchell ruined his greatest golf moment. While on the way to fix Lily's doll, Alex spills a surprising secret about Haley to Phil, leaving him heartbroken, while Gloria discovers a secret of Claire's. Cam's desperate to get everyone out of the house so he can investigate an issue and prove Claire wrong, and Luke helps Manny to impress a girl he likes.moreless
    • My Funky Valentine
      Season 1 - Episode 15
      2/10/10
      6.5
      Love is in the air and all the families are preparing for Valentine's Day. Claire and Phil are planning a special trip. Meanwhile, Jay decides to take Gloria to a comedy show for some entertainment. Also, Cameron and Mitchell try to help Manny out by playing Cupid.
    • My Hero
      Season 4 - Episode 22
      5/8/13
      6.5
      Mitch's ex-boyfriend, Teddy, invites the clan to a fundraiser at the roller rink, at which Manny attempts to choose between family members for his hero essay, Luke confesses he's having a personal issue, Haley teaches Alex how to flirt with boys, Claire avoids answering Jay about a job he'd like her to take with him, and Phil teaches Gloria to skate, all while Cam's jealousy festers over the family liking Teddy more than they like him.moreless
    • Games People Play
      Season 4 - Episode 23
      5/15/13
      6.5
      When Phil takes the Dunphy clan on a road trip, the kids behave nicely, much to Claire's chagrin, who hoped the kids would show him why a road trip was not the best idea; while helping Manny look for his misplaced backpack, Jay and Gloria snoop around Claire and Mitch's houses, leading them to confront each other about their less-than-perfect behavior; Lily's progression at a gymnastics meet gets competitive Cam and Mitch into hot water.moreless
    • Punkin Chunkin
      Season 3 - Episode 9
      11/23/11
      6.5

      Tempers flare when Mitch doubts Cam's Punkin Chunkin story is true, Phil accuses Claire of holding him back, and Jay tries to get Gloria to be honest with Manny. Elsewhere, Haley and Alex dent Claire's car and will stop at nothing to hide it from her.

    • Up All Night
      Season 1 - Episode 11
      1/6/10
      6.5
      With the arrival of Javier, Manny's unreliable father, there is tension between Gloria and Jay because of Jay's reaction towards his visit. Meanwhile, Claire has to rely on a sexy fireman in order to help Phil get to the hospital, which is due to his painful kidney stones. Elsewhere, Lily is being sleep-trained by Mitchell and Cameron, which is becoming more troublesome than they expected.moreless
    • Benched
      Season 1 - Episode 20
      4/14/10
      6.5
      During an intense basketball game, Luke and Manny's coach quits, which leads to Jay and Phil stepping in to help out. Jay sets up Mitchell with an interview for a new job. Claire and Gloria bond over having had their children reveal they embarrass them.
    • Suddenly Last Summer
      Season 5 - Episode 1
      9/25/13
      6.5

      After Proposition 8 is overturned, Cam and Mitch enlist certain family members to help them with their own separate, special proposal. Gloria fears separation anxiety when Manny is off to Columbia for the summer. Phil and Claire attempt to align the three kids' summer plans so that they will have a week of kid-free time for themselves.

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    • Our Children, Ourselves
      Season 2 - Episode 12
      1/12/11
      6.5
      Phil and Claire pressure Alex to ease back on her school work, but begin to worry about their own intellectual drives. Meanwhile, Jay tries to nip in the bud a burgeoning friendship with a boring couple he and Gloria met on vacation, and Mitchell runs into an old female flame.
    • Tableau Vivant
      Season 3 - Episode 23
      5/16/12
      6.5
      Alex's attempt to stage a living picture for an art teacher she really likes is thwarted by the family's various arguments: Gloria is jealous about Jay's relationship with a waitress, Claire and Cam disagree over parenting issues, Phil gets tongue-tied while trying to fire Mitchell, and Manny tries to get Luke to take ownership for his wrongdoings.moreless
    • Message Received
      Season 5 - Episode 22
      5/7/14
      6.5

      Jay, Gloria and Manny challenge each other to try something they've never done before; Mitchell and Cameron may have to part with some prized possessions to help pay for their wedding; Phil and Claire's kids play a joke on their parents.

    • Slow Down Your Neighbors
      Season 2 - Episode 11
      1/5/11
      6.4
      Claire tries to stop a neighbor who speeds around the neighborhood, while Phil deals with a difficult client. Mitchell and Cameron meet a charming neighbor, and Jay teaches Manny how to ride a bike.
    • See You Next Fall
      Season 2 - Episode 23
      5/18/11
      6.4
      The family prepares for Alex's middle-school graduation, including Jay trying to conceal a cosmetic-procedure mishap, Claire is on edge and Phil antagonizes her, and Mitchell makes jokes at Cameron's expense.
    • Party Crasher
      Season 4 - Episode 12
      1/16/13
      6.4
      Haley dates a much older guy, which causes Phil and Claire discomfort, while an upset Cam hits the wrong chords with Lily. Jay and Gloria do everything in their power to give Manny the best birthday ever, but Gloria goes into labor mid-party. Luke documents the entire day on videotape.
    • Yard Sale
      Season 4 - Episode 6
      10/31/12
      6.4
      During a yard sale for Manny and Luke's school, the two uncover a secret from Gloria's past. Meanwhile, Claire enlists Cam and Mitch's help in telling Alex that her boyfriend is gay, while Cam fusses over giving up his "fat pants" after weight loss. A hesitant Phil takes Jay's motorcycle out for a spin, while Jay himself tries to keep yard sale customers away from his house.moreless
    • The Late Show
      Season 5 - Episode 5
      10/16/13
      6.4

      Jay makes a reservation at a trendy restaurant for the adults in the family. Claire and Phil argue about letting Luke stay home alone. Mitchell and Cameron put on the same outfit. Meanwhile, while babysitting for Lily, Alex insists on reading Little Women, but Lily's got other plans.

    • Great Expectations
      Season 1 - Episode 8
      11/18/09
      6.4
      Claire has had a history of giving bad gifts. So, she decides to give Phil a surprising anniversary present, which is a private performance by Izzy LaFontaine, one of their favorite musicians. However, this unexpected gift is unexpected in more than one way. Cameron and Mitchell call their party-girl friend, Sal, for a night on the town. Meanwhile, the kids are off at a sleepover at Jay and Gloria's, which Haley hopes to ditch to go to a party with Dylan.moreless
    • Schooled
      Season 4 - Episode 2
      10/10/12
      6.4
      Phil and Claire provide embarrassment abound when dropping off Haley at college, Jay and Gloria get competitive at a parenting class, and Cam and Mitch face off against the parents of a kid with whom Lily gets in a tussle on the first day of Kindergarten.
    • The Help
      Season 5 - Episode 6
      10/23/13
      6.3
      Cam and Mitchell enlist Pepper (Nathan Lane) to be their wedding planner, though things get a little out of hand. Gloria hires a new "manny" for Joe, much to Jay's chagrin. After a guy's night out with Jay and Phil, Phil's dad Frank (Fred Willard) finds himself in a compromising position.moreless
    • The Big Game
      Season 5 - Episode 9
      12/4/13
      6.3
      With a big football game coming up and a record to break, Coach Cam is intensely focused and showing no mercy with the team. Claire is determined to prove to the staff that she is more than just the boss' daughter. With his first month not selling a house coming to a close, Phil is determined to make a sale, but the universe just isn't cooperating. Mitchell is met with various obstacles while trying to quit his job. Haley tries to give Alex a confidence boost. Gloria gives Lily advice about a boy.moreless
    • Earthquake
      Season 2 - Episode 3
      10/6/10
      6.3
      After an earthquake hits the town, Claire gets stuck with the plumber in the bathroom. Meanwhile, when going out with Jay, Manny experiences an existential crisis. Also, Mitchell and Cameron use the quake to get out of a party that is being thrown by their friend.
    • Treehouse
      Season 3 - Episode 7
      11/2/11
      6.3

      After seeing how much Jay's friend, Shorty, and his wife do together, Gloria yearns for Jay to take her salsa dancing. Meanwhile, Cameron takes a bet to pick up a woman in a bar a bit too far. Elsewhere, Phil meets a new friend, while building a treehouse for Luke.

    • Bad Hair Day
      Season 4 - Episode 16
      2/20/13
      6.3
      Phil becomes jealous and protective of Claire when she attends her college reunion and reconnects with an old flame. Jay is looking forward to his bowling tournament, but his plans are interrupted when Manny receives disappointing news. Luke is desperate to have his parents sign an important school notice without revealing what it's actually for. When Gloria takes a day off, Mitch and Cam watch Joe, but an accident forces them to take drastic measures.moreless
    • Mistery Date
      Season 4 - Episode 8
      11/14/12
      6.3
      Claire hits the road with Alex, Luke, and Manny for Alex's academic competition, which Luke and Manny ditch in favor of locating a girl who smiled at Manny earlier. Cam plans a surprise for which he must keep Gloria out of the bedroom, but a tired Gloria just wants to get to sleep. Jay and Mitchell go baby shopping, where Mitchell uncovers his dad may be hiding something. Home alone for the weekend, Phil invites a gym buddy (Matthew Broderick) over, who, unbeknownst to Phil, is gay and thinks the "guy's night" is actually a date.moreless
    • The Wow Factor
      Season 4 - Episode 18
      3/27/13
      6.3
      Cam and Claire butt heads over how to design the house they're building to later flip; Jay takes Joe for the day so Gloria can spend time with Manny, but she soon finds out Jay has other plans; Phil teaches Haley and Alex the basics of housework; with help from Luke, Mitchell tries to stand up to a bully at Lily's school.moreless
    • Airport 2010
      Season 1 - Episode 22
      5/5/10
      6.3
      Gloria surprises Jay with a trip to Hawaii for his birthday, but he isn't pleased to find out that the entire family is tagging along. When everyone arrives at the airport, chaos ensues with forgotten identification, breaches of security, and flying phobias.
    • Door to Door
      Season 3 - Episode 4
      10/5/11
      6.3

      Claire petitions the city to put a stop sign at a high traffic intersection, while Jay and Manny team up to sell wrapping paper for a school fundraiser.

    • Express Christmas
      Season 3 - Episode 10
      12/7/11
      6.3

      With everyone departing for different destinations over Christmas, the Dunphy-Pritchetts plan an "Express Christmas" to be set up in less than 24 hours, and things get a little out of hand. Phil and Manny purchase the turkey, Claire and Haley shop for gifts, Gloria and Luke retrieve the angel from the attic, Mitch, Lily and Alex are assigned to tree duty, while Jay and Cam wrap the gifts already bought.

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    • Best Men
      Season 4 - Episode 17
      2/27/13
      6.3
      Mitch and Cam's best friend Sal (guest star Elizabeth Banks) drop-ins and surprises with big news that she is tying the knot next day. She asks them to be best men, but they doubt their party girlfriend is serious about settling down. Meanwhile, Manny is in love with someone which shocks both Jay and Gloria after finding out who the girl is. Claire plans a date with Haley and Phil helps Luke for his date.moreless
    • Spring-a-Ding-Fling
      Season 5 - Episode 16
      3/5/14
      6.3
      Cameron feels competitive when a popular teacher returns from sabbatical. Claire butts in too much with Alex's and Luke's dates for a school dance. Haley goes to a realtors' banquet with Phil. Mitchell struggles to get his bearings at his new job. Jay and Gloria babysit Lily as she interacts with baby Joe.moreless
    • When Good Kids Go Bad
      Season 3 - Episode 2
      9/21/11
      6.2

      Mitch and Cam plan to announce that they want to adopt another baby, but realize that Lily might not want another baby in the house. Meanwhile, Jay and Gloria disagree on how to deal with Manny's theft of a girl's necklace, and Claire deals with her need to always be in the right.

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    • Sleeper
      Season 5 - Episode 21
      4/30/14
      6.2
      Mitchell is peeved when he feels like Jay doesn’t notice him. Phil messes up at home and tries to hide it from Claire. Alex studies a disease for school and notices similar symptoms in Phil. Haley & Luke have a run-in with someone at the laundromat. Jay tries to hide that he’s entered Stella in a dog show. Gloria fusses over Joe while preparing for everyone to take the new family portrait.moreless
    • The Feud
      Season 5 - Episode 15
      2/26/14
      6.2
      Phil is upset to have lost his elected office of social chair to his nemesis Gil Thorpe, so when he finds out Luke is competing against Gil’s kid in a wrestling match (and Jay finds out his nemesis is Gil’s father), they make it their own personal battle. Gloria accompanies Manny on his school field trip, but runs into trouble with the other moms. Claire has a meeting with an important client, which occurs after she catches Lice from Lily. Cam tries to avoid Lily himself, while Mitch deals with his sister at the meeting. Alex and Haley hide from a possum in the basement.moreless
    • Other People's Children
      Season 5 - Episode 17
      3/12/14
      6.2
      Jay takes Luke to the garage for some male bonding. Gloria and Claire take Lily dress shopping. Mitchell, Cam, Alex and Manny spend a day at the museum. Phil helps Andy make an anniversary gift for his girlfriend.
    • The Wedding (Part 2)
      The Wedding (Part 2)
      Season 5 - Episode 24
      5/21/14
      6.2
      In the conclusion of the wedding extravaganza, Pepper (Nathan Lane) orchestrates a change of wedding venues, while Jay and Gloria try to mend the broken relationship between Merle and Barb. Meanwhile, Phil tries to incorporate a magic trick into his new role in the wedding, Luke and Manny act like an old married couple, much to Alex's delight, and Haley contemplates her true feelings for Andy (Adam DeVine).moreless
    • Fifteen Percent
      Season 1 - Episode 13
      1/20/10
      6.2
      Mitchell makes Jay think that Shorty, an old friend, might be gay. Jay doesn't think it's true at first, but he begins to believe it after seeing several questionable signs. Meanwhile, Manny's date gets a makeover from Gloria. Elsewhere, Claire fights with Phil's universal remote.
    • Fears
      Season 1 - Episode 16
      3/3/10
      6.2
      When Phil and Luke go underneath the house to see what they can find, Phil is challenged to overcome his fear of the dark. Meanwhile, Mitchell and Cameron freak out when Lily's first word is "Mommy," and Haley takes her driving test.
    • Phil on Wire
      Season 3 - Episode 3
      9/28/11
      6.2

      Phil and Luke want to learn how to walk a tightrope, while Claire tries to teach Alex and Haley some life lessons. Meanwhile, Cam starts a juice fast, and Gloria gets annoyed by Jay's attention to their dog.

    • Snip
      Season 4 - Episode 3
      10/10/12
      6.2
      Haley phones in from college while Alex tries out a new look at school, Gloria refuses to wear maternity clothes despite Manny's protests, Jay accompanies a nervous Phil to get a vasectomy, and to fill the void left by Lily going to school, Mitchell attempts to set Cam up with a part-time job.moreless
    • New Year's Eve
      Season 4 - Episode 11
      1/9/13
      6.2
      On New Year's Eve, Phil and Claire abandon dinner with the adults in the family, but end up in a compromising position. Mitch and Cam also ditch in an attempt to find a bar where they seem younger. Jay leaves a tired Gloria and meets up with one of his childhood idols. Back at home, Alex and Haley babysit for Lily, while Luke and Manny each attempt to impress their New Year's Eve date.moreless
    • Game Changer
      Season 1 - Episode 19
      3/31/10
      6.1
      It's Phil's birthday and there's a new product he wants coming out at the same time. Meanwhile, Mitchell decides to toughen up and Cameron talks to a neighbor about marital problems, but he gets too involved with the neighbor's stories.
    • The One That Got Away
      Season 2 - Episode 24
      5/25/11
      6.1
      The entire family scrambles to plan a big party for Jay's birthday, and in the process Phil runs into his college nemesis and Cam gets into trouble at a bakery.
    • Bringing Up Baby
      Season 4 - Episode 1
      9/26/12
      6.1
      It's Jay's birthday and he doesn't want any surprises. Phil decides to take Jay fishing with some of his friends, and Gloria doesn't know how to tell Jay that she's pregnant. Meanwhile, Dylan becomes a temporary member of the Dunphy family by moving in, and Mitch and Cam adopt a cat.moreless
    • The Last Walt
      Season 3 - Episode 20
      4/18/12
      6.1
      Claire tries to console Luke after a friend of his dies, Cameron's father comes to visit and gets into a spat with Jay, Haley tricks Gloria into letting her throw a party in her house, and after feeling like he's neglected his middle child, Phil attempts to bond with Alex.
    • iSpy
      Season 5 - Episode 14
      2/5/14
      6.1

      Claire and Phil have Alex spy on Haley when she doesn't want her family to know about her photography exhibit, while they spy on Luke and Manny, who are both out spending time with a suspicious friend. Gloria thinks Jay had a dream about another woman, but he thinks she's mad about something else he did, and tries to keep it a secret. Mitchell has to hide a secret of his own from Cam, who, if he knew, would surely blab to everyone, which Cam does when he eventually finds out the secret.

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    • Heart Broken
      Season 4 - Episode 15
      2/13/13
      6.1
      The gang experiences Valentine's day, but each couple experiences a bump in the road. Phil and Claire's Valentine's plans are brought to a halt when Claire has a medical emergency, Jay and Gloria's plans to have sex are consistently interrupted, a wild night leaves Cam and Mitch with an unexpected surprise.moreless
    • After the Fire
      Season 3 - Episode 8
      11/16/11
      6.1
      Claire organizes a donation drive to help neighbors whose house burned down. Cameron has trouble convincing the family that he can drive a delivery truck. Phil turns to Jay for advice on a huge job opportunity.
    • Hit and Run
      Season 3 - Episode 5
      10/12/11
      6.1

      While Claire considers running for city councilwoman, Cameron and Mitchell are in a hit-and-run accident, and Gloria tries to help Manny and Jay resolve their issues.

    • Career Day
      Season 4 - Episode 21
      5/1/13
      6.1
      When Lily loses her first tooth and gets a hefty sum for it, Cam and Mitch try to teach her a lesson; when Jay reveals he's always wanted to be a writer, Gloria challenges him to write a story; Phil attends Luke's career day, but is embarrassed when he's one-upped by Gil Thorpe (Rob Riggle), and Claire doesn't help matters much when Gil offers her a job and she accepts.moreless
    • Someone to Watch Over Lily
      Season 2 - Episode 20
      4/20/11
      6.1
      Mitchell and Cam try to pick a legal guardian for Lily should anything happen to them, thus secretly observing their family's parenting skills in the process.
    • Larry's Wife
      Season 5 - Episode 3
      10/2/13
      6.1
      Phil's unconventional work duties get in the way of life at home, which irritates Claire. Gloria fears Joe is possessed by the devil. Manny helps Jay simmer down, while Jay encourages Manny to boil up. Alex and Haley help out Luke in a poker game. Cam goes too far when planning an elaborate funeral. Mitchell feels left out of planning the wedding.moreless
    • Las Vegas
      Season 5 - Episode 18
      3/26/14
      6.1
      Jay arranges for a trip to Las Vegas with deluxe accommodations for the Pritchett adults, but he's convinced they can find even pricier digs. Meanwhile, Claire tries to recover her gambling losses from years ago. Phil auditions for a secret society of magicians. Cameron opts for a friend's bachelor party instead of a day at the spa with Mitchell and Gloria worries that Jay will find a female companion for his dog butler, Barkley.moreless
    • Three Dinners
      Season 5 - Episode 13
      1/22/14
      6.1

      Shorty and his wife, Darlene, visit the Pritchetts, but Jay isn't thrilled with the news they've come to share. Meanwhile, Phil and Claire's dinner with Haley takes a surprising turn. Mitchell and Cameron attempt to have a romantic dinner alone without talking about their wedding or Lily, but their evening is filled with lots of awkward silence.

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    • Bixby's Back
      Season 2 - Episode 14
      2/9/11
      6.0
      Claire and Phil decide to reprise their role-playing adventure from last year's Valentine's Day. Meanwhile, Jay's surprise plans for Gloria keeps getting interrupted, and a secret admirer comes between Cameron and Mitchell.
    • The Old Wagon
      Season 2 - Episode 1
      9/22/10
      6.0
      Claire finally convinces Phil that it's time to get rid of their old station wagon, and it prompts everybody to take a trip down memory lane. Meanwhile, Mitchell decides to build Lily a life-size princess castle and Manny invites a cute girl over to study, which doesn't sit well with Gloria.moreless
    • Mother's Day
      Season 2 - Episode 21
      5/4/11
      6.0
      Gloria and Claire spend some quality time with their kids by taking them on a hike on Mother's Day. Meanwhile, Phil catches Jay in a moment of weakness.
    • Fizbo
      Season 1 - Episode 9
      11/25/09
      6.0
      Phil and Claire throw Luke the biggest and best birthday that he could want. However, Cameron arrives as Fizbo, the clown, who triggers a chain of events that leads to someone ending up in the hospital.
    • The Butler's Escape
      Season 4 - Episode 4
      10/17/12
      5.9
      Mitchell tends to Lily while Cam goes through with his first day of teaching music at Franklin Middle School, both of which have less than favorable results, while Manny and Jay cope with Gloria's new excessive snoring. Additionally, Alex cops an attitude which annoys Claire, and Luke announces he's quitting magic, much to Phil's dismay.moreless
    • A Slight at the Opera
      A Slight at the Opera
      Season 4 - Episode 14
      2/6/13
      5.9
      Cam directs Franklin's production of The Phantom of the Opera, and when the original Phantom gets sick, Cam calls on Luke to fill in, much to Manny's dismay. Jay trains Phil in golf, and the two end up having an impromptu game against Mitchell and Pepper (Nathan Lane). Haley and Dylan take care of Lily and Fulgencio, while Claire tries to point out Phil's parenting mistakes. On the way to pick up supplies for the play's after-party, Gloria and Alex take a detour to Gloria's psychic.moreless
    • Australia
      Season 5 - Episode 20
      4/23/14
      5.8
      The family go to Australia when Phil hopes to fulfill his mother's wish to visit the country where he was conceived, but the locals aren't quite ready to welcome him as a native son. Meanwhile, Jay and Claire find it hard to leave work at home and Mitchell and Cameron run into an old acquaintance whom they don't really like but is now a well-known celebrity in Australia.moreless
    • Diamond in the Rough
      Season 4 - Episode 10
      12/12/12
      5.8
      Phil and Mitchell attempt to stop Claire and Mitchell from making a big mistake in flipping a house. Luke helps Manny prepare for playing a new position in their team's playoff game. Haley starts at her new job. Gloria sings to her baby through a microphone, much to Jay's chagrin.
    • Mother Tucker
      Season 2 - Episode 9
      11/24/10
      5.8
      Mitchell tries to tell Cameron's mother that he feels uncomfortable around her. Meanwhile, Haley, much to Claire's delight, breaks up with Dylan, but Phil still keeps in contact with him, and Jay's harmless stomach ache gets worse after Manny looks it up on the Internet.
    • Moon Landing
      Season 1 - Episode 14
      2/3/10
      5.8
      Claire is upset to find that her friend Valerie is better than her. In the meantime Mitchell helps Gloria with legal issues and Jay had a hard time in the locker room.
    • Dude Ranch
      Season 3 - Episode 1
      9/21/11
      5.8

      The families head to Wyoming for some outdoor adventures.

    • Go Bullfrogs!
      Season 3 - Episode 6
      10/19/11
      5.8

      Phil takes Haley on a college visit, and a lonely Claire goes out with Mitchell and Cameron. Meanwhile, Jay and Gloria consider having "the talk" with Manny.

    • Hawaii
      Season 1 - Episode 23
      5/12/10
      5.8
      Jay's plans to do nothing but relax on vacation are interrupted by an unwelcome reality check. Meanwhile, Phil tries to make the trip romantic for Claire, Mitchell and Cameron disagree on whether they should go sight-seeing, and the kids get themselves into trouble.
    • Princess Party
      Season 2 - Episode 15
      2/16/11
      5.8
      Claire and Mitchell's mother comes to Lily's princess-themed birthday party with Claire's ex-boyfriend.
    • Send Out the Clowns
      Season 3 - Episode 18
      3/14/12
      5.7
      Cam runs into his former clown partner and considers teaming up with him again, Phil gets into some serious real estate competition, Jay and Gloria have suspicions when Manny makes a new friend, and Claire is desperate to be accepted by Alex and Haley on Facebook.
    • The Musical Man
      Season 2 - Episode 19
      4/13/11
      5.7
      Cameron takes control of the spring musical at Luke and Manny's school, while Jay's brother pays him and visit, and Phil tries to get the family to be in his new real estate advertisement.
    • A Hard Jay's Night
      Season 5 - Episode 19
      4/2/14
      5.7
      Mitch is upset by the wedding-cake topper that Cam's father whittled out of soap. Phil tries to help Gloria sell her old apartment. Claire feels backstabbed by Jay, who won't acknowledge all she's done for the company while he's been out. Luke plans to sneak out to a party with Manny, but gets an unexpected surprise upon his arrival and all this comes to a head at the weekly Jay's Night.moreless
    • Manny Get Your Gun
      Season 2 - Episode 8
      11/17/10
      5.7
      It's Manny's birthday and the family is gathering at a restaurant to celebrate, though Manny himself is depressed about getting older. Phil and Claire decide to engage in a not-so-friendly car race on the way to the restaurant, and Mitch and Cam get sidetracked when they stop at the mall to pick up a gift.moreless
    • The Wedding (Part 1)
      The Wedding (Part 1)
      Season 5 - Episode 23
      5/14/14
      5.7
      Mitchell and Cameron's big day arrives without a hitch, until their trip down the aisle turns out to be no walk in the park, which puts Pepper's wedding-planner skills to the ultimate test. Meanwhile, Jay and Gloria host the Tuckers. Phil thinks he can visit an eye doctor before the ceremony and Claire relishes her role as "best woman."moreless
    • Goodnight Gracie
      Season 4 - Episode 24
      5/22/13
      5.7
      When Phil's mom dies, she leaves behind a message for Phil and each of the Dunphy kids. Claire attempts to get Phil to fulfill his message, while Alex struggles to figure out what hers means. Meanwhile, Mitchell tries to help Gloria out of a legal situation, but things get a little out of hand; Cam befriends a group of senior citizen women, who he finds out are not exactly what they seem, and Jay reconnects with an old friend, but is shocked to discover she has a few surprises of her own.moreless
    • Boys' Night
      Season 2 - Episode 18
      3/23/11
      5.7
      Luke becomes friends with a curmudgeon old neighbor, which does not please Phil and Claire. Meanwhile, Gloria and Manny try to get Jay to join them at the symphony, but in an attempt to avoid the concert, he instead goes with Mitchell and Cameron on their "boys' night out", and Haley babysits for Lily.moreless
    • Strangers on a Treadmill
      Season 2 - Episode 4
      10/13/10
      5.6
      Claire tries to stop Phil from giving an unfunny speech and embarrassing himself at a Realtors' banquet, while Mitchell tries to convince Cameron to change his wardrobe. Meanwhile, Jay and Gloria go to a quinceañera hosted by one of his employees, and Haley gives Alex advice on how to be cool.moreless
    • Good Cop Bad Dog
      Season 2 - Episode 22
      5/11/11
      5.6
      Phil and Claire decide to switch parenting roles for a day, while Jay gives entrepreneur advice to a friend opening a dog training business, and Cameron comes down with the flu on the night of a Lady Gaga concert.
    • Travels With Scout
      Season 1 - Episode 21
      4/28/10
      5.5
      Phil's father shows up for a visit with an RV and a dog, making Claire believe that he is hiding a more serious reason for coming. Meanwhile, Cameron fills in as a drummer for Dylan's band, and Jay takes Manny to a horror movie that traumatizes him.
    • Starry Night
      Season 1 - Episode 18
      3/24/10
      5.4
      Jay and Mitchell go on their traditional father-and-son outing to see the meteor showers, but Mitchell is upset when he finds out that Manny will be joining them. Cameron and Gloria spend some quality time together, with some minor incidents, while Phil and Claire both take on one of their child's school projects.moreless
    • Farm Strong
      Season 5 - Episode 4
      10/9/13
      5.4
      Cam's sister, Pam (Dana Powell) visits and reveals she's engaged to Cam's first crush. Claire and Phil make a joint decision to miss one of Luke's soccer games, but Claire goes anyway, while Phil stays home and kills a nest of birds. Alex engages in a game of Words with Friends with Jay, who, along with Manny, is insistent that Gloria get glasses.moreless
    • Family Portrait
      Season 1 - Episode 24
      5/19/10
      5.3
      Claire makes an effort to take a new family portrait, but everybody is too busy to cooperate: Gloria and Manny go with Phil and Alex to a Lakers game and share an awkward moment on the jumbotron, Cameron gets a job as a wedding singer while Mitchell takes care of Lily and a stray pigeon, and Luke interviews Jay for a school project.moreless
    • Open House of Horrors
      Season 4 - Episode 5
      10/24/12
      5.1
      Phil decides to have an Open House on Halloween while Claire realizes that kids are avoiding their house due to last year's fiasco. The costumes that Cam and Mitchell ordered get mixed up just in time for their Halloween party. Lily starts asking who her mother is. Manny and Luke attempt to hang out with some "cool" kids, while Gloria deals with the results of her pregnancy hormones.moreless
    • Two Monkeys and a Panda
      Season 2 - Episode 17
      3/2/11
      4.5
      Claire tries to restore order between Haley and Alex, while Phil sneaks out for a day at a spa. Meanwhile, Cameron decides to write a book.
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      The Long Honeymoon
      The Long Honeymoon
      Season 6 - Episode 1
      9/24/14
      0.0
      This summer has been exceptionally blissful in the Dunphy house, Alex is away on a humanitarian trip and the rest of the family is getting along swimmingly, but there is an immediate shift in mood when Alex comes home. Mitch and Cam have returned from their honeymoon and Mitch is acclimating to real life faster than Cam is. Meanwhile, Gloria has taken issue with how little effort Jay puts into his appearance and decides to give him a taste of his own medicine.moreless
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