Cameron: Hey, Phil... are you getting a clown for today?
Phil: Er no, Luke er... Luke's not much of a clown-fan.
Phil: Yeah, never really liked them.
Cameron: Has he ever seen a good one?
Phil: Has anyone?!
Phil:(being interviewed) I am brave. Rollercoasters? Love 'em. Scary movies? I've seen 'Ghostbusters', like, seven times. I regularly drive through neighborhoods that have only recently been gentrified. So, yeah, I'm pretty much not afraid of anything. Except clowns. Never shared that with the fam' so sssh, I have an image to maintain. I am not really sure where the fear comes from; my mother says it's because when I was a kid I found a dead clown in the woods, but...who knows?
Cameron: I'm the ass kicking clown who will twist you like a balloon animal. I will beat your head against this bumper until the airbags deploy so apologize to my boyfriend right now.
Original International Air Dates:
Canada: November 25, 2009 on Citytv
United Kingdom: November 26, 2009 on Sky1/Sky1 HD
Czech Republic: May 12, 2010 on HBO Comedy
Australia: July 13, 2010 on Channel Ten
Latin America: September 14, 2010 on FOX
Sweden: October 1, 2010 on TV4
India: November 18, 2010 on Star World
Finland: June 2, 2011 on MTV3
Slovakia: February 9, 2013 on JOJ Plus