Alex: I'm starving.
Haley: Me too. Say something.
Alex: Um, Dad...we haven't had lunch yet.
Phil: Neither have half the kids in Africa. Stop yapping and get back to work.
Claire: Luke, honey, come back! I said I was sorry!
Luke: I'm 12. I need limits!
Phil: What happened?
Claire: Oh, I made them drive too fast and eat like Vikings and then Luke threw up all over the car! I got to go clean that up...
Phil: No you don't. (calling upstairs) Girls! Grab your buckets and meet me by the car!
Claire: They don't have to do that.
Phil: They do if I say so. (seeing the girls standing on the stairs) I'm sorry, I swear I just told you to grab your buckets!
Alex: We haven't eaten all day!
Haley: We're hungry!
Phil: Well you won't be in a minute!
Claire: Honey, you haven't fed them all day?
Phil: They're monsters, Claire. Deceitful, manipulative monsters. And they need to be broken.
Haley: He's crazy!
Luke: You know what? Mom's the crazy one! She ran over my hand!
Claire: We were having fun!
Original International Air Dates:
Canada: May 11, 2011 on Citytv
United Kingdom: May 20, 2011 on Sky1/Sky1 HD
Czech Republic: July 11, 2011 on HBO Comedy
Finland: February 16, 2012 on MTV3
Sweden: April 13, 2012 on TV4
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