Haley: Okay, Mom, you can't have a problem with this one. I am Mother Teresa.
(Haley walks in with a short white dress and a nuns cap)
Claire: Are you kidding me?
Haley: What? I am her back then when she was hot.
Claire: I will give you $10 to go up and put more clothes on.
Alex: I bet that's the first time you heard that.
Haley: Check it, I am a scary black cat.
Claire: Honey, the only person that is scared of that is me. Go change it.
Haley: To what?
Claire: I don't know. One of your old costumes. Trust me, I am saving you from the entire day of guys asking you if you have a rough tongue.
Claire: What the hell is that?
(Haley walks in with a revealing nurse costume)
Haley: What? You told me to put on an old costume.
Claire: Not from when you were eight. Are you trying to get candy or Japanese business men? Change it. Go.
The episode won an Emmy Award for Outstanding Directing for a Comedy Series.
Original International Air Dates:
Canada: October 27, 2010 on Citytv
United Kingdom: November 4, 2010 on Sky1/Sky1 HD
Australia: November 18, 2010 on Channel Ten
Czech Republic: February 14, 2011 on HBO Comedy
Sweden: March 18, 2011 on TV4
Latin America: July 19, 2011 on FOX
Finland: October 28, 2011 on MTV3
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