Luke: Got it!
Haley: Told you we'd get it. Now for just a little creative editing.
Alex: Your mind is so brilliant. If you put this much effort into your schoolwork, there's no telling the things you could...
Haley: Why do you have to ruin everything?
Luke: I know. She's always talking about my potential.
Alex: Dad, are you okay?
Phil: Yep. That's what I am to everyone around here?
Cam: Quick! We need a blowdryer!
Jay: Is this some sort of gay emergency?
Cam: (to Mitch having a fake Wyatt Erp belt buckle) Now, I'm starting to think that wasn't Amelia Earhart's compass.
Gloria: (to Mitch) I just wish you had come in sooner before I went to second base with Stella.
Jay: Never hand people another reason to make fun of you.
Manny: You mean like all the cool kids, with their leather jackets and their pickles?
Jay: You won't touch Stella's belly.
Gloria : Yeah, because it's the creepiest thing ever. It has, like, thirty nipples.
Gloria: Okay, Mr. Father of the Year. It's time to show Manny that you're not a hypocrite.
Jay: I never heard of anyone not liking pickles.
Gloria: Aw, big day for you then.
Original International Air Dates:
Sweden: November 28, 2014 on TV4
Finland: January 20, 2015 on MTV3