Modern Family

Season 1 Episode 12

Not in My House

Aired Wednesday 9:00 PM Jan 13, 2010 on ABC



  • Quotes

    • Mitchell: Hey, Cam, does the gardener usually work on Saturdays?
      Cameron: I don't know. he comes when we need him. He's like Batman, but straight. (Looks towards window) Is he crying?
      Mitchell: Oh, yeah. We should probably...probably go out the back, huh?
      Cameron: He's clearly in pain. How could you just turn your back on a friend like that?
      Mitchell: A friend? Really? Yeah. What's his name?
      Cameron: Caesar Sal...azar.
      Mitchell: You made that up. You were gonna say Caesar Salad.