Modern Family

Season 1 Episode 1

Pilot

14
Aired Wednesday 9:00 PM Sep 23, 2009 on ABC

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    • Airplane Passenger: Honey, honey, look at that baby with those cream puffs.
      Mitchell: Okay. Excuse me. Excuse me, but this baby would have grown up in a crowded orphanage if it wasn't for us "cream puffs." And you know what? No, to all of you who judge --
      Cameron: Mitchell...
      Mitchell: Hear this. Love knows no race, creed...
      Cameron: Mitchell...
      Mitchell: ...or gender. And shame on you...
      Cameron: Mitchell...
      Mitchell: ...you small-minded ignorant few--
      Cameron: Mitchell!
      Mitchell: What?!
      Cameron: She's got the cream puffs. (baby is holding dessert cream puffs)

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