Modern Family

Season 1 Episode 1

Pilot

Aired Wednesday 9:00 PM Sep 23, 2009 on ABC

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    • Jay: (to Manny) If you put on a puffy, white shirt and declare your love for a 16-year-old, you're gonna be swinging from a flagpole in your puffy, white underpants.