Modern Family

Season 1 Episode 1

Pilot

19
Aired Wednesday 9:00 PM Sep 23, 2009 on ABC

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    • Passanger 3: Look at that baby with those cream puffs.
      Mitchell: Oh. Excuse me. Excuse me. This baby would've grown up in a crowded orphanage if it hadn't been for us "cream puffs". And you know what? Note to all of you who judge--
      Cam: Mitchell!
      Mitchell: Hear this! Love knows no race, creed--
      Cam: Mitchell!
      Mitchell: or gender. And shame on you, you small-minded, ignorant few who--
      Cam: Mitchell! Mitchell!
      Mitchell: What?
      Cam: She's got the cream puffs.

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