Modern Family

Season 1 Episode 1

Pilot

23
Aired Wednesday 9:00 PM Sep 23, 2009 on ABC

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    • Cam: Yes, I've gained a few pounds while we were expecting the baby, which has been very difficult, but apparantly your body does a nesting, very maternal, primal thing where it retains nutrients--some sort of mulecular physiology thing. But that's science. You can't--You can't fight it, so--
      Mitchell: I'm not saying anything.
      Cam: You're saying everything!

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