Cameron: You wrote off Scott because he serves the salad after dinner, which is very common in Europe.
Mitchell: What part of Europe is he from, Pretentioustan?
Cameron: Mitchell, there's a stranger in our hot tub!
Mitchell: Who is it?
Cameron: You do know what stranger means, don't you?
Phil: (re: trying to keep Laura and Claire from finding out about who each other really is) I wish I were one of those people who thrives on the danger of leading a double life. You know, Bruce Wayne, Peter Parker, Hannah Montana...
(Cam enters with Lily to find Barry giving Reiki treatment to Mitchell).
Cameron: Oh! Well, what's going on here?
Barry: Hey, Cam. Just getting rid of some negative energy.
Cameron: Oh. Well, in that case, we'll be back Tuesday.
Cameron: (to Mitchell) Every time we meet a new friend, they say one thing you don't like and you just write them off.
Mitchell: I do not!
Cameron: Oh, really? What about "But Yet Rachel"?
Mitchell: (mocking her) I'd love to go but... yet... I don't feel like parking. (back to Mitch) It's either "but" or "yet"... not both.
Cameron: You're lucky no one's kicked your butt yet.
Gloria: (to Jay and Manny, re: learning to ride a bike): You two have fun. I pass. It makes no sense. There's no reason that thing should stay upright.
Jay: There's no reason you should stay upright, but it just works.
Original International Air Dates:
Canada: January 5, 2011 on Citytv
Czech Republic: February 23, 2011 on HBO Comedy
United Kingdom: February 25, 2011 on Sky1/Sky1 HD
Sweden: November 4, 2011 on TV4
Finland: December 1, 2011 on MTV3
Ariel Winter (Alex) does not appear in this episode.