Modern Family

Season 1 Episode 2

The Bicycle Thief

14
Aired Wednesday 9:00 PM Sep 30, 2009 on ABC

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    • Jay: Hey, hey, hey, nice bike Sally.
      Claire: Dad.
      Jay: Oh come on, he looks like Little Bo Peep on that thing.
      Phil: Actually, not for long. He's getting a new bike this afternoon.
      Luke: I am?
      (Phil nods)
      Claire: He is?
      (At his one-on-one with the camera at home)
      Phil: Sometimes a man has got to put his foot down and do what a man's gotta do. And if the old lady don't like it... (turns around to make sure that Claire's not around) Honey?!... (looks back into the camera) ...that's too damn bad.

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