Modern Family

Season 1 Episode 4

The Incident

Aired Wednesday 9:00 PM Oct 14, 2009 on ABC



  • Quotes

    • Gloria: Jay, I'm home. Did Manny call?
      Jay: No, because he's fine. It was a slumber party, not a gang fight.
      Gloria: I just want him to fit in. I'm gonna take a shower. Do you care to join me?
      Jay: You know, honey, there's a gun in the foot locker in the garage. If I ever say no to that question I want you to use it on me.