Modern Family

Season 1 Episode 4

The Incident

9
Aired Wednesday 9:00 PM Oct 14, 2009 on ABC

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    • Haley: Okay, mom just doesn't trust me and it's not fair.
      Phil: She trusts you, it's just the weird stuff that happens at concerts. Boys get urges.
      Haley: Eww! Dad, is there something you want?
      Phil: Yes, there is., to connect with this girl right here. Now come on, pretend I'm not your dad. We're just a couple of friends kickin' it in a juice bar.
      Haley: What's a juice bar?
      Phil: Okay a malt shop, whatever.
      Haley: Dad, I don't-
      Phil: No, who's dad, who's dad? I'm-I'm Marcus, from Biology. Hey Haley! How's it going with you and Dylan? Does he try anything inappropriate with you, girl?
      Haley: (Answering her phone) Hey. I don't know, nothing, just talking to some dork I met in a malt shop.

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