Alex: So is she like a door to door salesman?
Luke: If you were doing it they'd call it a dork-to-dork salesman!
Phil: OH!! My boy strikes like a rattlesnake!
Alex: Oh yeah? Well you....(stumped)
Claire: (shocked) Wow...okay, well we can see the movie tomorrow, c'mon, time for your lesson.
Luke: You mean her second lesson because she just got schooled!!
Alex: (stumped again for a comeback) What's wrong with me today?!
Claire: Shake it off, champ. It's not your day,
Gloria: You lie!
Gloria: I'm Colombian. I know a fake crime scene when I see one!
Claire: Denise? Do I know Denise?
Phil: Yeah, you know, my old girlfriend.
Haley: Oh my god, gross! I can't even picture you with a woman.
Claire: Thank you.
Luke: You had a girlfriend before Mom?
Phil: Try two. Trust me, I had plenty of fun in my time. And then I met your Mom.
Claire: And thank you.
Original International Air Dates:
Canada: March 10, 2010 on Citytv
United Kingdom: April 29, 2010 on Sky1/Sky1 HD
Czech Republic: June 1, 2010 on HBO Comedy
Latin America: October 12, 2010 on FOX
Sweden: November 19, 2010 on TV4
Slovakia: March 9, 2013 on JOJ Plus
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