(Phil cancels Christmas) Claire: Phil has a habit of making big pronouncements to the kids. Phil: One time I told Luke that if he didn't put his dirty dishes in the dishwasher, we would put them in his bed. Claire: Phil's problem is follow-through. Phil: We had no more dishes, so we were eating cereal out of a goldfish bowl.
Gloria: Look, every country has their own traditions. In our culture, for example, the baby Jesus is the one that brings the gifts, not the Santa Claus. Jay: But that doesn't make sense. How could a newborn baby carry all those presents? They don't even know where their hands are. Manny: At least a baby can fit through a chimney. Jay: How would you sit on the baby Jesus' lap? You'd squish it.
(Upset after a run in with The New Greensleevers, Cameron's former holiday a capella group) Cameron: When I was in charge, it was all about the music. I mean, what's with them tossing out candy canes after every carol? It's pandering. Mitchell: I think you made that clear when you tossed them back.
Phil: Goodbye, Dunphy Christmas. Haley, I guess you're not getting that car. Haley: I was getting a car?! Phil: No, I was lying, because that's what we do now.
Original International Air Dates: Canada: December 9, 2009 on Citytv United Kingdom: December 10, 2009 on Sky1/Sky1 HD Czech Republic: May 17, 2010 on HBO Comedy Latin America: September 14, 2010 on FOX Sweden: October 1, 2010 on TV4 India: November 19, 2010 on Star World Finland: June 9, 2011 on MTV3
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