Modern Men

Season 1 Episode 2

The Breakup

Aired Friday 9:30 PM Mar 24, 2006 on The WB
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The Breakup
Dr. Stangel tells Tim to break up with his boring girlfriend, but as she is leaving, she is hit by a car and forgets the breakup ever happened. Also, Dr. Stangel tells Doug he needs to have a physical relationship, so Kyle decides to set him up with and old girlfriend.moreless

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      • Jennifer: You know what I miss? I miss doing the crossword puzzle together in bed.
        Doug: Aww. I miss having an excuse to see chick flicks.

      • Tim: I'm gonna put on some music.
        Marci: I'm not a huge fan.
        Tim: Of all music?
        Marci: Yeah, I mean music. I just don't get it.

      • Doug: Douglas, it is time to take care of business. (takes off his shirt) You can do this, you can do this. You might even like it.

      • Doug: Jennifer...Jennifer...yeah. She sounds sweet. Like someone you can share hot cocoa with.
        Kyle: Doug, you're not gonna waste Jennifer on hot cocoa. She's a wolverine.
        Doug: (with disappointed face) Oh. So all she'll want me for is sex?

      • Dr.Stangel: And what makes one a C- boyfriend?
        Tim: I'm 15 minutes late to everything and my shirt isn't always fresh.
        Dr.Stangel: That doesn't make you a C- boyfriend, that makes you an A+ moron.

      • Doug: C'mon, I haven't hit on a woman since I was 14. I don't even know what the rules are now. Is the mall still a popular first date?

      • Doug: Now I should warn you, I've only been with one woman.
        Fran: (to her friend) I don't like Doug.

      • Tim: You're in no condition to walk.
        Marci: You're in no condition to love.
        Tim: Touché.

      • Dr. Stangel: Men are simple creatures and they respond to simple commands. Sit. Stay. Have sex.
        Kyle: Who? Sex? What? Where?

      • Tim: Be careful on the ...
        (Marci falls down the stairs with a thud.)
        Marci: Ahhh.
        Tim: Stairs.

      • Doug: (trying to open the deadbolt lock) What is this childproof or something?

      • Dr. Stangel: Tim Clark, you wouldn't know good advice if it bit you in the bum. And the fact is that you like most men would do anything to avoid confrontation.
        Tim: (has a shocked face and then it disappears) You're right, I'm sorry.
        Dr. Stangel: For God's sake get a pair!

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