Moesha: Aren't you having a good time?
David: Yeah, but if we go to my house, we can have a GREAT time. Know what I'm sayin'?
Moesha: (puzzled) No.
David: I'm talkin' about gratitude, girl! Shoot, I paid twenty dollars for those tickets!
David: Hey, don't act like you never been on a date before!
Moesha: David, what happened? I thought you were nice.
David: Why have nice... when you can have NASTY? I'm good, baby. Check my references. Pick up the phone, dial randomly, and if a woman answers the phone, ask her about me.