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Funniest Monk Moments/Quotes

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    evanescfan

    [21]Nov 15, 2006
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    man stottlemeyer is the best!!! i love him even more than monk!!
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    garfield2710

    [22]Nov 15, 2006
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    Episode 2.6 The sleeping suspect

    Randy: Can I be honest with you sir? This is my first car chase. I've been waiting for this my whole life.
    (The car they were about to chase was rammed by another car before Stottlemeyer and Disher could start the car)
    Stottlemeyer: Chase over. What'd you think?
    (Randy stares at him weirdly)
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    chipee

    [23]Dec 2, 2006
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    I can't quote from them, but the two funniest scenes I recall are:
    (1) from the Earthquake episode -- when Sherona is arguing with her sister, Gail, played by Amy Sedaris, about numerous things -- Monk moving in, copying each other, stealing boyfriends, etc.
    (2) from the 12th Man episode (about a blackmailing juror) -- Ms. Ling, the Chinese dry cleaner of Monk, saying how terrible and fussy Monk was as a customer, and that she even liked the murderer better thank Monk as a customer.  Said in a cute Chinese dialect.
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    BTRAV

    [24]Dec 3, 2006
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    Yeah Lauren Tom is the actress playing her and she's awesome!
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    Spike_Fan_91827

    [25]Dec 7, 2006
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    My favorite Monk scene is in the episode, Mr. Monk has Jury Duty.  My favorite part is at the end, when he would have rather fixed the shade than untie everyone.
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    BTRAV

    [26]Dec 8, 2006
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    Lol
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    pupluv7114

    [27]Dec 11, 2006
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    MY FAVORITE:
    [At Sharona's sister Gail's house, Monk joins the Flemings and Darryl in a game of charades. Benjy mimes a movie camera.]
    All: Movie! It's a movie!
    Monk: "Spider-Man".
    [Everyone stares at Monk.]
    Benjy: [crestfallen] He's right.
    Monk: Well, he's seen the— he's seen the movie 20 times, and he was just reading the comic, so I figured—
    Sharona: He's 11 years old. Let him have fun!
    Gail: Okay, I got one!
    [Gail mimes a movie camera.]
    Sharona: It's a—
    Monk: Movie.
    All: Ah, six— six words.
    Monk: "The Man Who Came to Dinner".
    Gail: [disgusted] How did ya know that?
    Monk: It's a movie… about a house guest who wouldn't leave. Six words… you were looking at… me.
    Sharona: Okay. Darryl, why don't you go next?
    Darryl: Okay. I got one.
    Sharona: Now, instead of playing "Charades", we're playing "Let's Stump Monk".
    Gail: "Let's Stump Monk"!
    [Darryl mimes opening a book.]
    All: It's a book! A book, right?
    Monk: "The Bridge at San Luis Rey".
    Gail: Is he right?
    Sharona: [annoyed] Course he's right.
    . . .
    So Funny
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    ebooks01

    [28]Dec 12, 2009
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    Three of my favorites are from "Mr. Monk Stays in Bed".

    [Natalie's cell phone rings]

    Monk: Natalie, it's me, Adrian Monk.

    Natalie: Yes, Mr. Monk, we were just talking about you.

    Monk: Natalie, you have to come back here.

    Natalie: I can't right now, Mr. Monk, I'm at the pizzeria talking to the manager.

    Monk: It's Ebola.

    Natalie: Excuse me?

    Monk: I think I have the Ebola virus.

    Natalie: No, Mr. Monk you do not have the Ebola virus.

    Monk: I'm pretty sure I do, I have all the symptoms, I have the headache, the fever, the massive internal bleeding.

    Natalie: You have massive internal bleeding?

    Monk: Yes, I believe I do, that is my opinion.

    [Monk is in bed and Natalie brings him some soup.]

    Monk: I see letters!

    Natalie: It's alphabet soup.

    [While Monk's in bed Stottlemeyer visits him.]

    Stottlemeyer: [pointing to machine] What's this?

    Monk: Humidifier.

    Stottlemeyer: [Pointing to other machine] And this?

    Monk: De-humidifier.

    [long pause]

    Stottlemeyer: Well, don't they cancel each other out?

    Monk: Exactly.

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    JesseTehSkox

    [29]Dec 13, 2009
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    Ambrose: You should have seen him. Going into stores and buying things all by himself when he was fifteen. Driving a car when he was twenty-three. Going out on dates...going out on dates with women, at twenty-six years of age!

    ...never fails to crack me up.

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    patatruc

    [30]Nov 27, 2010
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    I discovered this serie just a year ago (I'm french), and I must say the translation and the french voices are rather good, compared to many other foreigner series ! It's obviously difficult to choose what scene is my favorite one, but lately I cryed laughlin when I saw Monk refusing the fact that his shrink wants to give up because his cleaning lady got murdered. Thank you american scenario writers ! The English/American humor is a model. I'm 50, and I saw so many series since the 60', but Monk is becoming my favorite one (maybe because I can see a bit of myself is this character... I have to say it to my shrink...)
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    CindyJohnson5

    [31]Dec 3, 2010
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    My favorite Monk episode is when he is trapped in a cave and Sharona is trying to dig them out. The cell phone rings and Monk answers it saying, "Can't talk. Trapped in a cave." and then hangs up. I believe it was in the episode where they went to marriage counseling. My absolute favorite.
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    acsgrlie

    [32]Dec 29, 2010
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    I love the whole series but one of my favorite episodes/moments is in "Mr. Monk Goes to Mexico" and at the end when he's so thirsty and is packing up their rooms and telling what happened to the Spanish detective. His voice is just so funny. And when he comes back from almost being run over by the car


    "the guy out front told me I was dead. I'm not dead. Am I?"

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    AleksandarHal

    [33]Feb 24, 2011
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    I'd say when he went to new psychatrist ... he had only 1 hand and the whole conversation was about that he LOVES symetric things
    Psychiatrist:Tell me what was Trudy like?
    Monk:Uhm...symetric. xD

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