Disher: (at a museum) I come here every year on my birthday. Sorta like a family tradition.
Stottlemeyer: When you were a kid. (Disher stares) You meant when you were a kid. Say "yes," Randy.
Monk: I love your house.
Marge: Do you? Did you grow up in a place like this?
Monk: I grew up wishing it was a place like this.
Monk: The killer wore a ski mask, ergo the killer was afraid he'd be recognized. Ergo the killer must have worked here recently.
Disher: Ergo the killer. Is that Hungarian?
Stottlemeyer: His name isn't Ergo, Randy.
Monk: What do I say?
Natalie: Just speak from your heart, Mr. Monk.
Monk: Any ideas? Anything, quick.
Monk: What's wrong with me?
Natalie: Are you really asking or is that rhetorical?
Natalie: A pirate?
Monk: It's more fun to be a pirate.
Natalie: That's good advice. Come on Boss, I'll make you some lunch.
Monk: What are we having?
Natalie: Ooh, chicken pot pie, a little Jolly Roger flag on top and a bottle of rum.
Monk: Okay, you don't have to beat it to death.
Natalie: Shiver me timbers, you look hungry.
Monk: Yeah, okay, how is that funny?
Natalie: It's funny.
Czech Republic: February 24, 2010 on TV Nova
Slovakia: November 22, 2010 on Markiza
Finland: November 26, 2011 on YLE TV1
Gena Rowlands is billed as Special Guest Star