The only witness in a homicide would not be left in intensive care without police protection, especially after Stottlemeyer pointed out his existence to the primary suspect in the crime. In fact, the discussion would have been a good setup to catch the killer--if police had been posted at the victim's hospital room.
Natalie: You get hunches all the time, people don't laugh at you.
Monk: People laugh at me plenty.
Natalie: But not about that.
Stottlemeyer: Randy's upstairs talking to our medical examiner in rap.
Stottlemeyer: I learned a long time ago not to ask Randy why he does anything.
Stottlemeyer: Apologize, but don't cry.
Monk: Don't cry?
MurderUss: I bet if I put a lump of coal in your butt and let it sit there for ten minutes, I can get a diamond out of it.
Monk: D-diamond? MurderUss... listen to me. You gotta believe me... That wouldn't work!
MurderUss: Man, what are you talking about?
Monk: I mean, there's no way you could get a diamond from a lump of coal up there. I...It's not physically possible.
MurderUss: My name is MurderUss.
Natalie: MurderUss. I've heard of you. I've taken your records away from my daughter.
Disher: Huh, you know what, you're not the only musician in the room...
Disher: Russ! Actually, I'm in a band too. We have a very eclectic repertoire.
Disher: We do Rap. We also do Folk, we do Metal...
MurderUss: What is this? Good cop, demented cop?
MurderUss: I am not going to be putting a bomb under somebody's towncar. You know me, I'm up close and personal, face-to-face.
Disher: Not according to this. Track 4. Your song called "Car Bomb." (Disher trying to rap the following) "Ch, ch, uh, put a bomb into your limo, that's what the surprise is; under your seat like Oprah giving prizes." (stops singing) Sound familiar?
MurderUss: Not the way you do it.
Disher: Yeah, well, I wasn't really performing it.
MurderUss: Look, you got to be one of the whitest white boys I've ever met. And I've met Kevin Costner!
Switzerland: Thursday, March 13, 2008 on 3+
Austria: Friday, March 14, 2008 on ORF 1
Germany: Tuesday, March 18, 2008 on RTL
Greece: Sunday, September 28, 2008 on Star
Estonia: Sunday, December 14, 2008 on TV3
Finland: Saturday, November 21, 2009 on YLE TV1
Slovakia: October 13, 2010 on Markiza
Snoop Dogg is billed as Special Guest Star, and Special Performance By.
The theme song for this Monk episode was sung and played in rap style, performed by special guest star Snoop Dogg.
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