Disher: I'm taking four kids camping this weekend. It's going to be so much fun. Everybody's going to get a badge. Monk: Almost everybody. Disher: Hey, do you want to come? I could use the help. Stottlemeyer: Eh, no. Disher: Do you have plans? Stottlemeyer: No. Disher: You're not feeling well? Stottlemeyer: No. Disher: Well, I hope you feel better.
Natalie: Here are your wipes. Extra wipes. Back-up extra wipes. Some extra back-up wipes. You want me to write your name in your clothes? Monk: Ha, not necessary. A, my name's already in them, and B, these clothes aren't coming off. Natalie: Even when you sleep? Monk: Oh, I won't be sleeping. Natalie: Mr. Monk, where's your canteen? Monk: I won't be drinking either. Okay, if I drink water, I make water, you understand? I don't want to start the machine, you understand? Natalie: Unfortunately, yes, I do.
Monk: Who's your favorite band? I like the Various Artists. You heard of them? They do all kinds of soundtracks.
Monk: Probably some juvies. Brian: Juvies? Monk: No, you know, they were probably playing hooky. I know I did when I was a kid. Yeah, I was a real hood. I was a hood in the hood. Brian: Somebody kill me.
Disher: I can't believe this is the same sky we have in San Francisco. Man, I could get used to this. How about you? Monk: I can never get used to anything.
Monk: Okay, Brian caught the fish. Possession is 9/10 of the law. That's the rule. In fact, when you're in the woods, it's 10/10. Nicky: 10/10s? That doesn't sound right. Monk: Yeah, rules don't have to sound right. That's another rule.
International Airdates: Czech Republic: March 18, 2010 on TV Nova Slovakia: December 14, 2010 on Markiza
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