Season 8 Episode 12

Mr. Monk Goes Camping

Aired Friday 9:00 PM Nov 06, 2009 on USA



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Disher: I'm taking four kids camping this weekend. It's going to be so much fun. Everybody's going to get a badge.
      Monk: Almost everybody.
      Disher: Hey, do you want to come? I could use the help.
      Stottlemeyer: Eh, no.
      Disher: Do you have plans?
      Stottlemeyer: No.
      Disher: You're not feeling well?
      Stottlemeyer: No.
      Disher: Well, I hope you feel better.

    • Natalie: Here are your wipes. Extra wipes. Back-up extra wipes. Some extra back-up wipes. You want me to write your name in your clothes?
      Monk: Ha, not necessary. A, my name's already in them, and B, these clothes aren't coming off.
      Natalie: Even when you sleep?
      Monk: Oh, I won't be sleeping.
      Natalie: Mr. Monk, where's your canteen?
      Monk: I won't be drinking either. Okay, if I drink water, I make water, you understand? I don't want to start the machine, you understand?
      Natalie: Unfortunately, yes, I do.

    • Monk: Who's your favorite band? I like the Various Artists. You heard of them? They do all kinds of soundtracks.

    • Monk: Probably some juvies.
      Brian: Juvies?
      Monk: No, you know, they were probably playing hooky. I know I did when I was a kid. Yeah, I was a real hood. I was a hood in the hood.
      Brian: Somebody kill me.

    • Disher: I can't believe this is the same sky we have in San Francisco. Man, I could get used to this. How about you?
      Monk: I can never get used to anything.

    • Monk: Okay, Brian caught the fish. Possession is 9/10 of the law. That's the rule. In fact, when you're in the woods, it's 10/10.
      Nicky: 10/10s? That doesn't sound right.
      Monk: Yeah, rules don't have to sound right. That's another rule.

  • Notes

    • International Airdates:
      Czech Republic: March 18, 2010 on TV Nova
      Slovakia: December 14, 2010 on Markiza
      Finland: July 14, 2012 on YLE TV1

  • Allusions