Monk: It's just candy.
Ambrose: I know how much I need every year. I have it down to a science. Based on current weather conditions, recent census data and the demand from previous Halloweens. Last year, I ended up with just one extra candy bar.
Stottlemeyer: Well, Ambrose, that's... uhm... that's very... I don't know what the hell that is. Come on, Lieutenant, I'll buy you a Snickers bar.