Natalie: Uh-oh. Monk: What is it? Natalie: It's from your HMO. Monk: Oh. Don't open that. Natalie: It says "important." Monk: All the more reason--just throw it out. Natalie: Maybe it's good news. Monk: Yeah, good news from my HMO. What do you think--I won a free colonscopy?
Natalie: I think you're being ridiculous. Monk: Yeah, ridiculous like a fox.
Natalie: I know, I know you're not a big fan of Harold Krenshaw's. Monk: I hate him. He can go to hell. Natalie: Yeah, I understand, but besides him, besides Harold who can go to hell, how was the session? Monk: Awful.
Disher: Could be a serial killer. He's killing people according to their phobias. This guy was afraid of heights so he pushed him off the roof. Monk: Augie wasn't afraid of heights. He was afraid of spiders. Disher: That's different. It's killing people using the opposite of their phobias. The Opposite Killer. Stottlemeyer: So you're saying the opposite of a spider is a tall building? Disher: What do you think the opposite of a spider is? Stottlemeyer: I have no idea, but it's not a tall building. Disher: Hmm, tell that to the Opposite Killer. Natalie: Are you crying? Stottlemeyer: No, I have allergies.
Disher: It's him--the Opposite Killer. That's his MO. Stottlemeyer: There is no Opposite Killer. If there were, you would have been killed by a falling rocket scientist years ago.
Harold: We need your strength, Neven. Your guidance. You're the beacon. you're the light that will see us through our darkest hour. Rhonda: So, Harold, how is it up there in Neven's butt? You lonely? Getting scared of the dark?
Harold: Dr. Bell, I.. I don't know what to feel. Tell me what to feel. Dr. Bell: I think we should all feel confused. Harold: Confused--I can do that.
(eliminating murder suspects) Natalie: Who else was in the group? Monk: There's Harold. Could it be Harold? Natalie: I don't think so. Monk: You're right. God would never do that. It would make me too happy.
Monk: We have to find a phone and call the police. Harold: There's not enough time. It takes the police four minutes and 20 seconds to get here. Don't ask.
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