Jack Jr.: I've never hurt anybody Monk: Uh-huh, Jack Jr.: Ever. I'm a con man. I'm a grifter. A lovable rogue. Monk: A lovable rogue? People don't call themselves lovable rogues. Jack Jr.: Lovable rogues do.
Jack Jr.: Just one phone call. For old time's sake. Monk: We don't have any old times. Jack Jr.: Sure we do. Come on, remember... oh, remember in the hallway, when you hit me over the head with that metal box. Monk: That was a half hour ago. Jack Jr.: Yeah, well it's something. It's a start.
Monk: I can't help noticing your fake crying looks a lot like your real crying. Jack Jr.: Thank you.
Jack Jr.: Did I wake you up? Monk: No, no, it wasn't you, it was all the noise you were making.
Monk: Jack? Jack Jr.: Yeah? Monk: Was he... a good father? Jack Jr.: Look at us, what do you think? Monk: Was he... terrible? Jack Jr.: Look at us, what do you think?
Jack Jr.: I'm on my knees. Your brother is in your kitchen and he's on his knees. Monk: Don't scuff up the floor.
Jack Jr.: You send me back there, you'd be killing your own brother. Monk: Half-brother. Jack Jr.: Can you live with that? Monk: I live with worse.
Natalie: Mr. Monk, here he comes. Now what do we do? Monk: Okay, okay. I'm going to count to three. Natalie: All right, okay. Monk: On three... you come up with a great idea.
Monk: And I'm proud you're my brother. Jack Jr.: You mean half-brother. Monk: I'm rounding up.
International Airdates:
Czech Republic: February 22, 2010 on TV Nova
Slovakia: November 18, 2010 on Markiza
Finland: November 12, 2011 on YLE TV1
Steve Zahn is billed as Special Guest Star.
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S 8 : Ep 15
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S 8 : Ep 14
Aired 11/20/09 (42:17)
S 8 : Ep 13
Aired 11/13/09 (42:36)
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