Police Officer: Hey, is that your car?
Davy: Yeah, isn't she a beauty!
Police Officer: Well boys, she's in a no parking zone.
All Four Boys: What?! No parking zone!
Police Officer: And you crossed against the light.
Micky: What do you mean, parking?!
Police Officer: And one more thing. Performing in a cabaret without a license.
Peter: Without a... we don't... there is no cabaret...this is a ghost town, man...you...
(the police officer hands Mike a ticket)
Mike: Well, uh, well I guess that about will take care of it.
(Mike hands the officer the reward money)
Monkees: (looking up at the camera) Well, that's show business!