Monty Python's Flying Circus

Season 2 Episode 8

Archaeology Today

Aired Unknown Nov 17, 1970 on BBC



  • Quotes

    • Eric Idle's Absent-Minded Woman: Good evening. My name is Leapy Lee... no, sorry, that's the name of me favorite singer. My name is Mrs. Fred Stone. No, no, Mrs. Fred Stone is the wife of me favorite tennis player. My name is Bananas. No, no, that's me favorite fruit. I'm Mrs. Nice-evening-out-at-the-pictures-then-perhaps-a-dance-at-a-club-and- back-to-his-place-for-a-quick-cup-of-coffee-and-little-bit-of... no! No, sorry, that's me favorite way of spending a night out. Perhaps I am Leapy Lee? Yes! I must be Leapy Lee! Hello fans! Leapy Lee here! (sings) Little arrows that will... (phone rings; answers) Hello? ... Evidently I'm not Leapy Lee. I thought I probably wouldn't be. Thank you, I'll tell them. (puts phone down) Hello. Hello, Denis Compton here. No no... I should have written it down. Now where's that number? (looks in bag) I'm Mao Tse-Tung... I'm P. P. Arnold... I'm Margaret Thatcher... I'm Sir Gerald Nabarro... (dials) Hello? Sir Len Hutton here. Could you tell me, please ... oh, am I? Oh, thank you. (puts phone down) Good evening, I'm Mrs. What-number-are-you-dialing-please? (is suddenly punched out by Terry Gilliam)

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