John Cleese |
Various Characters [ series 1 - 3, Deutsche shows & features ] |
Eric Idle |
Various Characters |
Graham Chapman |
Various Characters |
Terry Jones |
Various Characters |
Terry Gilliam |
Various Characters |
Michael Palin |
Various Characters |
Lyn Ashley |
One of the Brides |
Guest Star |
Ian Davidson |
First German Officer |
Recurring Role |
Connie Booth |
Petula Wilcox |
Recurring Role |
Carol Cleveland |
Maid, Female Boxer |
Recurring Role |
Sort of a goof: At the end of Blackmail, they have a segment where a counter starts at a certain monetary value and increases as the film goes on. "...the longer it goes on, the more you have to pay!" If that's the case, why would anyone being blackmailed NOT phone in right away to keep the value as low as possible? Thus, none of the film would be played, the person being blackmailed isn't really threatened, and the Blackmail show itself does not make as much money as it could. Logically, it should have been the other way around: that the monetary value decreases as the film goes on as an incentive to the person being blackmailed to minimize the cost to him.
(ANIMATION: Sheet music, over which we hear Keep The Home Fires Burning. Two identical obese men in Civil War uniforms march in. As one or the other speaks, some strange object appears out of his body.)
GENERAL NEDDY (Graham Chapman): I say, Teddy.
GENERAL TEDDY (Michael Palin): You said something, Neddy?
GENERAL NEDDY: That's right, I did, Teddy.
GENERAL TEDDY: Well, what is it, Neddy?
GENERAL NEDDY: Piggy banks, Teddy.
GENERAL TEDDY: Piggy banks, Neddy?
GENERAL NEDDY: Yes, I want to hunt piggy banks, Teddy.
GENERAL TEDDY: You want to hunt piggy banks, Neddy?
GENERAL NEDDY: That's right, Teddy.
(They wander off. Cut to a bleak landscape. Wind howling. Two piggy banks jump around, jangling the coins inside them. A giant hammer wields itself on the ground, trying to break a piggy bank. When it does, two scraps of sirloin emerge from the piggy bank's remains.
NEDDY: Got him, Teddy.
TEDDY: Time to bring home the bacon, Neddy.
NEDDY: That's not bacon. That's sirloin, Teddy.
TEDDY: Can't be sirloin. Not from a piggy, Neddy.
(Cut to close-up of sirloin.)
NEDDY: But that's sirloin, Teddy.
TEDDY: No, it isn't, Neddy.
NEDDY: Is, Teddy.
TEDDY: Isn't, Neddy.
NEDDY: Is, Teddy.
TEDDY: Isn't, Neddy.
NEDDY: Is, Teddy.
(The bleak landscape fades, but the sirloin stays on the new scene: a poster reading "Your British Meat." The word "sirloin" appears next to the sirloin scraps.)
Gent: Good morning, I'd care to purchase a chicken, please.
Butcher: Don't come here with that posh talk you nasty, stuck-up twit!
Gent: I beg your pardon?
Butcher: A chicken, sir. Certainly.
Gent: Thank you. And how much does that work out to per pound, my good fellow?
Butcher: Per pound, you slimy trollop, what kind of a ponce are you?!
Gent: I'm sorry?
Butcher: 4/6 a pound, sir, nice and ready for roasting.
Gent: I see, and I'd care to purchase some stuffing in addition, please.
Butcher: Use your own, you great poofy poonagger!
Gent: What?
Butcher: Ah, certainly sir, some stuffing.
Gent: Oh, thank you.
Butcher: 'Oh, thank you' says the great queen like a la-di-dah poofta!
Gent: I beg your pardon?
Butcher: That's all right, sir, call again.
Gent: Excuse me.
Butcher: What is it now, you great pillock?!
Gent: Well, I can't help noticing that you insult me and then you're polite to me alternately.
Butcher: I'm terribly sorry to hear that, sir.
Gent: That's all right. It doesn't really matter.
Butcher: Tough titty if it did, you nasty spotted prancer!
Neddy: I say, Teddy. Teddy: You said something, Neddy?
Neddy and Teddy cutouts were taken from a Civil War photo of Union General Benjamin Butler. He was very unpopular among Confederates, especially when Butler seized New Orleans in 1862 and imposed unpopular punishments on the Rebels.
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S 4 : Ep 6
Aired 12/5/74 (29:00)
S 4 : Ep 5
Aired 11/28/74 (28:00)
S 4 : Ep 4
Aired 11/21/74 (28:00)
S 4 : Ep 3
Aired 11/14/74 (31:00)
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