John Cleese |
Various Characters [ series 1 - 3, Deutsche shows & features ] |
Eric Idle |
Various Characters |
Graham Chapman |
Various Characters |
Terry Jones |
Various Characters |
Terry Gilliam |
Various Characters |
Michael Palin |
Various Characters |
Connie Booth |
Lumberjack's girl |
Recurring Role |
Carol Cleveland |
Iris |
Recurring Role |
The Fred Tomlinson Singers |
Canadian Mountie Chorus |
Recurring Role |
In the "Homicidal Barber" sketch, the tape recorder very briefly continues to play after Michael Palin shuts it off.
Letter: "Dear Sir, I wish to complain on the strongest possible terms about the previous entry in this webpage about the lumberjack who wears womens' clothes. Many of my best friends are lumberjacks, and only a few of them are transvestites. Yours faithfully, Brigadier Sir Charles Arthur Strong (Mrs.) P.S. I have never kissed the editor of the Radio Times."
Housewife: Well, I object to all this sex on the tellyvision. I mean, I keep falling off!
Caption: "That joke was Britian's entry for this year's Rubber Mac of Zurich Award. It came last."
The Spanish Lecture on Llamas: The llama is a quadruped which lives in big rivers like the Amazon. It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating honey. But it is provided with fins for swimming. Llamas are larger than frogs. Llamas are dangerous, so if you see one where people are swimming, you shout: "Look out, there are llamas!"
Kenny Lust: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the refreshment room here at Bletchley. My name is Kenny Lust and I'm your compere for tonight. You know, once in a while it is my pleasure, and my privilege, to welcome here at the refreshment room, some of the truly great international artists of our time. And tonight we have one such artist. Ladies and gentlemen, someone whom I've always personally admired, perhaps more deeply, more strongly, more abjectly than ever before. A man... well, more than a man, a god, a great god, whose personality is so totally and utterly wonderful my feeble words of welcome sound wretchedly and pathetically inadequate. Someone whose boots I would gladly lick clean until holes wore through my tongue, a man who is so totally and utterly wonderful, that I would rather be sealed in a pit of my own filth than dare tread on the same stage with him! Ladies and gentlemen... the incomparably superior human being, Harry Fink!
Voice Offstage: He can't come!
Kenny Lust: Never mind, it's not all it's cracked up to be.
"The Lumberjack Song" Lyrics
Bevis: I didn't want to be a barber anyway. I wanted to be a lumberjack. Leaping from tree to tree as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia... The giant redwood, the larch, the fir, the mighty scots pine. The smell of fresh-cut timber! The crash of mighty trees! With my best girlie by my side... We'd sing... sing... sing!
I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.
I sleep all night. I work all day.
CHORUS
Mounties: He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
Bevis: I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.
Mounties: He cuts down trees. He eats his lunch.
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shopping
And has buttered scones for tea.
CHORUS
Bevis: I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.
Mounties: He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps.
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around in bars?!
CHORUS
Bevis: I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Mama.
Bevis and mounties: I (He) cut(s) down trees. I (He) wear(s) high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra?!
Bevis: I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Mama!
Some versions of the Lumberjack Song use the lyric "I wish I'd been a girlie / Just like my dear papa!" Also, in versions like the one featured here, the lumberjack's girlfriend whines, "Ohh, Bevis! And I thought you were so RUGGED!" In other versions, the song ends with the Mountie Chorus singing the chorus one last time after a brief pause.
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S 4 : Ep 6
Aired 12/5/74 (29:00)
S 4 : Ep 5
Aired 11/28/74 (28:00)
S 4 : Ep 4
Aired 11/21/74 (28:00)
S 4 : Ep 3
Aired 11/14/74 (31:00)
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